Blogs Apr 25, 2014 at 10:45 am

Police Beat: "A Bitch I Fucked in the Ass"

Charles Mudede
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"I just got out of prison homie, and you remind of a bitch I fucked in the ass the entire time I was there."

Damn gentrifying yuppies ruining Lake Shitty Way.
on April 25, 2014 at 11:07 AM Report this
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does the fact that the man had his fedora knocked off his head make this funny? i don't get it.
Dengus McNacho on April 25, 2014 at 11:20 AM Report this
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@3 - It knocked his hat off multiple times as he tries again and again to pick up his hat and carry on his way. Try to imagine it as a scene in a Buster Keaton movie, and it becomes a lot funnier.
MacCrocodile on April 25, 2014 at 11:25 AM Report this
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Have the police considered looking for street camera footage of these predators? Certainly, there must be footage of this man's long ordeal? These predators will only escalate their bad behavior and find other victims.
lee harris on April 25, 2014 at 11:27 AM Report this
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Slog Police Beat.

Discuss.
seatackled on April 25, 2014 at 11:28 AM Report this
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The victim should find out how many of those thug ex-cons were brought to this area under the Interstate Compact signed by former governor Gary Locke and former governor Christine Gregoire, then he should sue the holy hell out of those two.

Their signing that compact brought 3 out of every 4 ex-cons to Seattle specifically, and the Puget Sound region in general.

Usually, in these circumstances, Locke and Gregoire are to blame, both legally and ethically: you want more crime, you bring in more criminals.
sgt_doom on April 25, 2014 at 11:30 AM Report this
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Perhaps Charles' longest and most desperate stretch at hyping a story that falls far short of matching the sensationalism of the headline - a silly story and poorly written at that. This is the new Slog in which nothing every happens.
JPierce on April 25, 2014 at 12:03 PM Report this
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I'll be fascinated to hear Charles' fedora/hate crime connection.
bigyaz on April 25, 2014 at 12:10 PM Report this
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I guess we're not going to talk about the wisdom of going for a "walk" at 3 in the morning in Lake City?
laterite on April 25, 2014 at 12:33 PM Report this
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@11 - I've found that bad things are more likely to occur if you're outnabout at 3 am than at 3 pm. Funny, huh?
sperifera on April 25, 2014 at 12:56 PM Report this
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@11: Pioneer Square perhaps. But it is surprising up in Lake City. And remember, criminals don't rule the night. Citizens should feel free to get some exercise 24/7 everywhere.
Phoebe in Wallingford on April 25, 2014 at 1:15 PM Report this
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Nothing good happens after Midnight. Make a note of that.
TacomaRoma on April 25, 2014 at 1:19 PM Report this
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@14 You may be thinking of Gremlins.
Large Hardon Colluder on April 25, 2014 at 1:55 PM Report this
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@11: Not that any part of Lake City is a good place for a 3am stroll, but that portion of the neighborhood is particularly iffy. I'm sorry, but going out in that area at that time...wearing a fucking fedora!...seriously makes me question the dude's intelligence/judgment.
schmacky on April 25, 2014 at 1:58 PM Report this
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Anywhere from 135th to 145th west of Lake City Way is not safe even at 3 PM.
sarah70 on April 25, 2014 at 2:41 PM Report this
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If he was wearing a fedora he probably deserved it
on April 25, 2014 at 2:43 PM Report this
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Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in SEAtroit Rock City

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on April 25, 2014 at 3:29 PM Report this
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Sounds like a really tough situation. I'm glad I wasn't there.

If I had a gun in that situation, there's a definite chance I'd have used it. And that would have been bad for everybody involved. Having said that, I try to avoid situations like that and stay the hell away from violence.

I still can't help but to think that if Fedora Man were getting the shit kicked out of him by thugs and he pulled a piece and started shooting, Chuck Mudede and the SLOG would be the first to vilify him.
CPN on April 25, 2014 at 4:15 PM Report this
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@11 someday, when you are the victim of a violent crime, remember you too could have avoided it, if only you had chosen to be somewhere else. Really, you were asking for it.
NotSean on April 25, 2014 at 4:25 PM Report this
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I can't believe I just read 5 pages of police report describing how suspects beat on a man wearing a fedora after they followed him for 5 blocks, past a 7-11 clerk and a random person at a bus stop, and none of them were able to provide a description that was entered into record for any of the individuals.

It's almost like Harvey (because they missed it once) didn't want to provide any description of the people who robbed him of $1 (only one suspect is referred to, but they use pronouns like there are more than one).
ChefJoe on April 25, 2014 at 10:18 PM Report this
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Charles continues to not be funny. Violence is never funny.
on April 25, 2014 at 11:50 PM Report this
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Must be a slow news day for SLOG.
cmuberti on April 26, 2014 at 12:30 PM Report this

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