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GOP Lawmaker: Gay Sex Is Like Eight Men Taking a Dump In Your Bed...

Dan Savage
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1
Or a phone sex operator...
Pope Buck I on May 8, 2014 at 12:10 PM Report this
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sigh, it's all about the butt sex for these people, isn't it? they just can't GET OVER IT!
eastcoastreader on May 8, 2014 at 12:31 PM Report this
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Well, Hickey himself sure shit the bed with those idiotic comments.
rainbird on May 8, 2014 at 12:45 PM Report this
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If anal sex is a good reason to prevent marriage, then only lesbians should be allowed to get hitched. That's the only combination where a flesh-and-blood dick is pretty much guaranteed not to wind up in an asshole.
Fup on May 8, 2014 at 12:49 PM Report this
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Somebody really should tell him that the ladies are into it. Even Marie Claire has taken some time off the Olsen twins beat to cover the topic.

http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/dati…
fletc3her on May 8, 2014 at 1:10 PM Report this
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@2: Well maybe if gay people wouldn't "Eat da poo poo!"
Hanoumatoi on May 8, 2014 at 1:27 PM Report this
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You just know that this is his fetish. I can't imagine where he gets his information. I have had lots of gay sex and I have never slept in shit and I am fucking old.
JJinAus on May 8, 2014 at 1:44 PM Report this
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Where do people even come up with this kind of ridiculous nonsense?

I've been having gay gay sex for 30+ years now. Not only have I never slept in shit, but it has never even occurred to me to sleep in shit. Clearly I must be doing the butsecks thing wrong.
Reverse Polarity on May 8, 2014 at 1:52 PM Report this
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This man clearly saved himself for marriage. Or something. Maybe his sex education was of the abstinence-only variety. He can't be so unaware that he doesn't realize most buttseks is made by straight Xtian people.
Calpete on May 8, 2014 at 3:34 PM Report this
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Studies have shown that many young women who sign abstinence pledges then engage in exactly this type of sex with their boyfriends...so they can stay virgins. So I guess it is OK for THEM to have 8 or 9 friends over to do it in their bed that they then must sleep in all year but not for Gay Men.
BG on May 8, 2014 at 4:49 PM Report this
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This is a preemptive "no blood relation" post.
Matt Hickey on May 8, 2014 at 10:18 PM Report this
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@11, Ha!
Sandiai on May 8, 2014 at 11:01 PM Report this
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Is it just me, or does it seem like Republican elected officials spend more time thinking about gay sex than your average gay person?
Jenkitty on May 8, 2014 at 11:01 PM Report this
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Oh indeed. ^
Sandiai on May 8, 2014 at 11:02 PM Report this
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Tracey? It's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Emin. You know that early 90s Turner award you've been looking for? Well, listen to this.
Fistique on May 9, 2014 at 4:43 AM Report this
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Why is no one discussing thread count?
butterw on May 9, 2014 at 9:19 AM Report this
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So when will he be coming out? Straight dudes don't think about gay buttsex this much.
MinnySota on May 9, 2014 at 3:01 PM Report this

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