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Bartender Crush: Carlee at Bait Shop

Brooklyn Benjestorf
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1
Nice ten word philosophy from dad.
here's mine.

Contradictions/hypocrisies are the foundation of one's soul. Rise above.
dnt trust me on May 30, 2014 at 4:56 PM Report this
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I must say, "Ex-Girlfriend" is absolutely the perfect name for "Seattle's premier Taylor Swift cover band."
Eric from Boulder on May 30, 2014 at 4:59 PM Report this
3
H3 Hummer? D'sigh.
sperifera on May 30, 2014 at 4:59 PM Report this
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Awww . . . isn't that cute? She wants a Hummer to show everybody that she's different, that she really doesn't care about burning fossil fuels unnecessarily or about the damage her vehicle will do to another vehicle. It's just so sweet that she wants to have a vehicle in Seattle that takes more than her share of the road and parking and that screams Fuck You!

Of course you have a crush on her.
Fluffy on May 30, 2014 at 5:27 PM Report this
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@4

No reason for such a long explanation just to say that only poor people drive Hummers.
french_desperation on May 30, 2014 at 5:37 PM Report this
6
What a bunch of BS.
unregistered 9182 on May 30, 2014 at 6:39 PM Report this
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Hubba Hubba!
@3, @4, and everyone else -
We all are guilty of vehicle/fossil emissions whether you like it or not. I hope she gets what she wants and that you chronic bitchers would spend your energy elsewhere (READ: more productive behavior than monitoring blogs and spouting about how unimportant you are.)
The_Shaved_Bear on May 30, 2014 at 7:35 PM Report this
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CARLEE IS THE BEST! WOOT WOOT!!!!
on May 30, 2014 at 8:29 PM Report this
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Carlee is the best ! No one rocks a Garfield Tee like that girl can.
on May 30, 2014 at 10:51 PM Report this
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I thought she was cute until I got to the phrase "H3 Hummer". What an idiot.
long-time reader on May 30, 2014 at 11:34 PM Report this
11
Didn't this used to be the Jade Pagoda? And now some bartender there is saving up for a Hummer? Either I'm old or Broadway sucks. Both, I guess.
DOUG. on May 30, 2014 at 11:51 PM Report this
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Totally crushing on this girl! And I enjoy her jokes about owning a Hummer. Because jokes are funny.
on May 31, 2014 at 12:44 AM Report this
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When the revolution comes, who do we take out first? The insipid dad or the insipid offspring?
on May 31, 2014 at 1:27 AM Report this
14
Those bangs could have anything they wanted from me.
seandr on May 31, 2014 at 8:43 AM Report this
15
Those answers are about as "Fuck off!" as you can get in Seattle.
Knat on May 31, 2014 at 11:39 AM Report this
16
Never any crushes on older, more established bartenders? A bartender at an Ethiopian restaurant or the lady at Maneki perhaps?
seatackled on May 31, 2014 at 12:49 PM Report this
17
she's f-ing adorable.
balmontguy on May 31, 2014 at 2:14 PM Report this
18
Fuck, I hope it was a joke. Deadpan sarcasm doesn't scan so well online sometimes.
long-time reader on May 31, 2014 at 2:17 PM Report this
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She looks like she could be Janeane Garofalo's little sister.
hit_by_a_train on June 1, 2014 at 2:29 PM Report this
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She use to work at Odd Fellows! Rad gal that knows her drinks!
Christofuzz on June 1, 2014 at 6:31 PM Report this
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Meh. I've had it with being ignored/poorly served by hipster waitstaff in this town. You want to sit in front of her at the bar, drinkless; while she chats with her hip, pretty friends? Go ahead.
TheBadSeed131313 on June 1, 2014 at 6:33 PM Report this
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Wow. How quickly this comment thread turned into a bunch of monkeys flinging shit. It's just fucking incredible.

Stranger: "Hey here's a picture of a woman standing there smiling. Say something about it! No one will know who you are!"

You: "I HATE THAT SHE'S PRETTY AND I HATE THAT SHE JOKES ABOUT WANTING TO BUY SUVS!!! BITCH!!!"
on June 21, 2014 at 12:08 PM Report this

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