I will ponder whether the knobby "Urban Cyclocross" tire I just bought is too cross, and not urban enough, for me to ride fast on the sidewalk.

Good times, David.

@3: Every time you poke your shitty head out of your cess pit and register, I make it my business to get you shoved back where you belong as fast as can be, loooooong before your targets would ever even know you were back.
Because I don't like you. Nobody likes you, but we do, despite their foibles, like the Stranger Staff.