For the record, I fought for this country so that people would have the right to stick things in their bum.

-USN 1999-2005

His statement about all the soldiers who fought and died for our freedom almost made me want to stand up and salute, but I was worried my butt plug would pop out.

Am I the first to wonder if a tampon might not be a good item for insertion into the rectum, because if/when it "deploys," (i.e., if the inserter removes the applicator leaving the tampon inside) pulling it out might not be "good" for the rectum? By that I mean that when tampons aren't saturated with liquid, they can be difficult to remove from a vagina. I expect the same might be true for the rectum, and I would worry that there could be tissue damage. Vaginas are pretty sturdy (I know from experience), but I don't know if the same is true about rectums. Anyone?

Am I the first to wonder if a tampon might not be a good item for insertion into the rectum, because if/when it "deploys," (i.e., if the inserter removes the applicator leaving the tampon inside) pulling it out might not be "good" for the rectum? By that I mean that when tampons aren't saturated with liquid, they can be difficult to remove from a vagina. And sometimes when you pull them out dry, it feels like some of your vagina comes out with it! I expect the same might be true for the rectum, and I would worry that there could be tissue damage. Vaginas are pretty sturdy (I know from experience), but I don't know if the same is true about rectums. Anyone?

Momorama @96:



Go buy a prepaid credit card for whatever value you think is reasonable. Explain to the kid that yes, this is as awkward as hell for both of you, but that this is a health and hygiene issue. It has nothing to do with the kinds of sexual things you like to do, it has nothing to do with you being gay, it has everything to do with we don't want you to get ill or wind up in the emergency room.



Then log in on a GOOD sex toy store (I do not have enough kind words for Venus Envy in Canada...Babeland in the US is pretty good), click the over-18 button, leave the room, and let the kid pick what he wants. It shows up in a box, everybody is embarassed again for a while, and then life goes on.

@107, I think the rectum is somewhat less hardy than the vagina, and it certainly doesn't heal as efficiently, so sticking a dry, unlubed tampon up there probably isn't a good idea.

Oh my hell, I was afraid that one of my conservative uncles might accidentally stumble in here and embarrass himself someday. Who would have guessed it would be Uncle Jon from Louisville? I had good money on Uncle Tim from Indiana or Uncle Don from Dallas. Anyway, let me tell you a little bit about Jon's kids. They are fucked up three different ways from Sunday. They hate their dad. They're the kind of kids that call their cousins (me) to tell me how much they hate their dad (Uncle Jon) on his birthday, instead of calling him. Pretty sure that Jon Jr. has a drug problem. Meth, probably. That kid gets uglier every time I see him. I've seen jack-o-lanterns with more teeth. Jesse has been divorced three or four times, and he's not even thirty. And poor, sweet, Destiny... Well, things haven't gone well for her. She was so pretty, in that Daisy Duke Southern Girl way. She married someone just like Daddy when she was 18, so she could have lawfully wedded sex. She's got four kids. Now she looks like she's 40 at age 24. She has her GED, but no further education, so she's totally trapped with her asshole husband in her pathetic trailer park life.



Way to go, Uncle Jon! You're all living the fucking dream! See you at Christmas, and we'll have the same old fight about Obamacare and Don't Ask Don't Tell. You can tell me all about the Gospel According to Fox News, and I will drink and cry in the bathroom, and wonder if I'm adopted. Tradition!

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