Dan, Slog doesn't even have an app! There's plenty of app gold in them thar hills.

Please, that should be "...small-batch, locally-sourced, hand-crafted marshmallows..."

As far as I know, there's no app to help one find those artisanal marshmallows, so, no, we haven't yet reached total saturation. But it's getting pretty damn close...

The Brooklyn Brooklyn Company Company:

http://cassch.in/brooklyn/

Designers of organic, socially responsible ladels

Are you sure this is not a euphemism? Because I don't think I want anyone rating my bivalve.

I only eat free-range marshmallows, thank you very much. And I will only use an open-source app to find them.

This oyster app - how much do you have to shell out for it? Support might be an issue, because the developers might close really fast. Then you'd be really steamed. These are pearls of wisdom, folks. Okay, I'll clam up.

Coming soon: "Lord of the Apps. One app to unite them all . . . . "

@7 - App nazg durbatulûk, app nazg gimbatul, app nazg thrakatulûk, app burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Okay, I just went full nerd. Apologies, carry on.

omg Elven makes me so hard.

Oysters? In the middle of summer? Isn't that a bad idea, algal toxin-wise?

Lewis Black makes a compelling argument that the only American product that meets the strict definition of "artisanal" is crystal meth.

@5 there's an app for that

And yet there's no decent app for bike routing that lets us go out of our way to avoid hills. It's barely even possible to see elevation changes on our phones.