No shit, Sherlock. Kelly O
If you were scrolling through Slog yesterday, you may have noticed Christopher Frizzelle's alarmist caption, calling for swimmers to flee the liquid sapphire and slime of our glorious Lake Washington. This was not entirely accurate. It's true that you can't swim in the Seward Park swimming area until tomorrow evening at the earliest. But I'm here to tell you that the level of fecal bacteria in the rest of the lake, at least at the T-Dock, is perfectly acceptable.
If it's brown, splash around! Kelly O
Smell ya later. Kelly O
To be honest, this book is kind of a shitty read. Kelly O
JK I can't unsee the shitty water this is disgusting can we go back now? Kelly O
If this guy catches a fish, he can be confident that it won't be filled with an unacceptable level of human waste. Kelly O
Wait—what's that out in the distance?
Yep, that's smoke from the wildfire. Maybe the one in Okanogan? Kelly O
The weather reports are saying that it's gonna get shitty for the next couple days, so, if you're trying to get a swim in, the time is now.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go wash all this lake stank off me.
PSYCH! Kelly O
