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it's like trying to tell a gun humper that there aren't 2.5 million defensive gun uses a year in America, & the study that says so wasn't, in fact sponsored by the CDC.
they won't listen. it's pointless. it's a waste of time.
*standing slow clap*
Seriously, man, the shit with which you must put up. (I tried really hard to avoid ending that with a preposition. I failed. Fuck it, I mostly speak French too, and prepositions are *really* tricky in French.) Keep on keepin' on. It will take a few generations, and these attitudes will never truly disappear, but they'll be as gauche as ni**ger hatin' before too terribly long. That is to say, still around, still dangerous and even deadly, but obviously WRONG and backwards to any thinking human.
Actually, a rock has more common sense and compassion than our fiend, Zack.
(PS, "fiend" was a Freudian slip typo, but I think I like it better as is)
zack, do you actually pray with that mouth ?
Homophobes have that same manic edge. They want to fuck dudes soooo bad, and they're pissed that out gay gays get to have all the hot man-on-man sex they're denying themselves. So of course the gays-- like the sluts-- must be horrible people who are destined for hellfire. Because if they aren't, then what the fuck were those sexual sacrifices for?
Just saying.
Dan publishes these exchanges to expose how intellectually and morally bereft these people are. It works - but I just wish more people read (past tense of 'read' - god , English is frustrating sometimes) this blog.
After all, I suspect there's very little two guys can do that a guy and a girl haven't also managed to. A reasonable person would realize this. (He, of course, is a screaming nutcase. Sexual deprivation and/or self-loathing will do that.) Most people with a happy, fulfilling sex life don't really give a shit about what the neighbors are getting up to as long as they keep it indoors.
Pop quiz: Is the letter-writer
a) a 14-year old virgin
b) a 40-year old virgin
c) a serial killer
d) a child molester
e) impotent
f) an embittered closet case
g) some combination of the above
His career may be in the gutter, his kid may be behind in school, his wife may be not doing it for him, he may have cracked teeth from smoking meth and a foot he's about to lose to diabetes. But by golly, he didn't pack any fudge, and that makes him a good Christian!
He successfully refrained from packing fudge, despite never having had any desire to do so anyway, and that is cause for pride! Of course, to take his mind off his own shortcomings, he'd better go scream at a fudge packer about what a good Christian he is!
a, b, and g.
Why did you waste your time on this sad and unhappy person. Though packing fudge is one cute phase.
Much prefer packing fudge.
(Your time?)
I mean it.
Could he possibly change?
Love you to pieces, Dan.
Also, Zack is clearly Canadian. No American would ever say "are you mental?"* Not important, just pointing it out.
*(would they?)
He's not going to be converted. And he doesn't need to be. The tide of history has left him behind. We don't need him or his like, he can scream in the corner and send hateful emails all he likes and it's not going to change a thing. The only thing to do with the haters at this point is ignore them, because they don't matter anymore.
This boy has a very poetic turn of mind. Endless possibilities he has now
Released. Packing mint flavoured fudge. Yum.
+1*10^googol you win the internet
"It’s spelled 'dykes,' Zack, not 'dikes.'—Dan"
"No, I MEANT 'dikes.' Goddamn Netherlanders, all riding their bikes and all those canals....and they think they're all so great: 'We invented FEDERALISM!' Well, LA DE DAH! to YOU, Johann! Screw you AND the wooden shoes you walked in on!"
And whats with him saying he wasn't spreading hate yet mentioned his son hates gays just like he does because he taught him right? Hypocrite.
The guy is in definite need of therapy and has serious issues about gays which he needs to just get over.
The repeated 'HaHaHa!'
The font.
The grammatical nightmare.
His views of anal, hetero or otherwise.
Or his award winning parenting techniques.
Dan...Bonus points for the Chris Rock reference!
I am sort of shocked that our friend Zach didn't take a ride on the racial hate train with that one; I guess he was to busy trying to translate his comic sans edition of his Bible.
*twirls mustache*