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Or, like, deal with not getting your ultimate damn fantasy fulfilled, okay? Jesus Christ. I mean, did Dan ever get to come all over a restrained Ashton Kutcher's face? I don't see him bitching about that.
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I was never opposed to inviting thirds (fourths, fifths, etc.), but it hadn't occurred to me how easy my life had been because of it: I got to satisfy that fantasy before even knowing I had it. Now this letter made me realize how hot that scene was at the time. Too bad I no longer have a BF to repeat it.
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@ 1 - Maybe he did and he's just not telling.
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Quoth CUMDUMP: "My kink is having my husband come in my mouth. It’s not a wild kink and it's not one many women share."

Bwah? My experience is that a sizable minority of women like cum in their mouth. And I've also heard this from women who had no interest in fucking me, so it's not like they were feeding me a line.
5
What about snowballing while he fucks you? He comes in your mouth, you pass it to his mouth, he fucks you and when you're about to come, he kisses you again.

#wheretheresawillytheresaway
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@5, I'm guessing that you have some sort of supernatural refractory period... Because for most of us guys, that plan would require her to sit around with cum in mouth for something like 30 minutes to 24 hours.

Even for the most dedicated cum guzzlers, that'd be super annoying at best.
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@6 - not when *he* comes again, when she comes. All that requires is that he stay hard after cumming in her mouth. And that's totally reasonable. He does need to be GGG for this, but I bet he would be.
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Nice product placement! Clone-A-Willy was a HUMP! 2015 sponsor. (And the festival this year was great and I hope Dicks makes it to YouTube.)
9
@7...I'm still confused. How does he stay hard after cumming in her mouth? I mean I don't go instantly limp...but I'm going to go soft within a minute or so. Definitely not long enough to fuck someone meaningfully. Maybe I've just been doing it wrong all these years.
10
Here's an idea: milk your husband (squeeze his prostate) so he releases some of his cum into your mouth, but not enough for him to come. Then he can fuck you while you savor his cum. Both happy happy people.
Hey! You can milk him with a replica of his willie!
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@9 - some guys (I have no idea how many) stay hard, but just don't come again. At least not right away.
12
Oh come on, have him use the dildo while he comes in your mouth.

Or date The Flash. Or, better yet, Multiple Man.
13
Videotape your husband coming from your perspective. Play this on a TV in front of you while he fucks you from behind. When real husband (not TV husband) comes, ask him to come in his hand, then put his hand over your mouth so you can lick it off or what have you.

Bonus points if he can time his real life come to his screen time come.
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i actually did this exact scene with my partner a few days ago. the secret? hypnosis. my partner was hypnotized to feel one of my cocks from behind, one in hir mouth, and there was a third me also helping out. physical me was in another state 3000 miles away.
15
Can't believe the phrase "have his cock and eat it too" didn't appear anywhere in here.
16
Here's your solution... http://youtu.be/IUm2Im3SvtU
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@15 for the win!!!
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@15: Well played.
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I tried this kit with a girlfriend a few years back. We measured the powder and water very carefully just as instructed, but it didn't set. I stuck my hard-on into near-scalding goop through multiple attempts, and then we were out of powder. Wouldn't try again.
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A sous-vide bath would allow her to keep his cum at body temp without worrying worrying about reheating it. Have him ejaculate into a small container (test tube and rack would work well), and then keep it nearby for when he's ready to go again.
21
Squirting dildos. Fill it up with hubby's cum, and suck on it while he fucks you. Use a blindfold if that makes the fantasy better.

I've never used the Clone-a-Willy kit, but I keep meaning to. I hear from friends that they're pretty tough to make though, and really require four hands and two kits, as well as excellent timing.
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@9: I'm fortunate enough that I usually stay hard after cumming. Unfortunately, it's usually at least an hour before I can actually cum again, but as long as she doesn't need him to cum another time, it's certainly possible for a woman to have a partner cum in her mouth - maybe while fingering her hard - and then fuck her.
23
Surely the solution is a fucking machine? Give him the control, that way he controls how hard she gets fucked while she sucks him off. A clone a willy is just another dildo, as reported, an already unsatisfactory solution.
24
I can't see how this kit would make any difference. She's already said that a dildo doesn't give her what she wants.

It's pretty clear that what she means by that is that what she wants is a real human being, with a flesh and blood cock in her pussy.

I'm also quite a lot unsure about what she thinks Dan can say to help. He certainly hasn't invented human cloning.

The funny thing though, is that my wife keeps telling me we need to find a way to clone me. For pretty much the same reason.
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If CUMDUMP and her husband are amenable to it and are wealthy enough, they should consider buying a variable speed fucking machine, Have a caste made of her husband's erect cock and place it over the fucking end of the machine. She can then be fucked by her husband's faux cock while her husband fucks and cums in her mouth.
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deus ex machina
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@19: I tried this too. Our problem was that he couldn't maintain the erection for the two minutes it took for the gel to set, in the brightly lit environment that was necessary to see what we were doing. Our solution would rule out CUMDUMP's "no thirds" rule.
Also, the vibrator? Weak as a limp fish. Sorry, Todd.
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Not to brag, but with years of practice I've mastered the ability to stop an orgasm right as its starting. Basically it's the same techniques they tell you to do for premature ejaculation. I end up cumming a few drops, but can maintain an erection and the full load. I've done this exact scenario more than a few times (although) I have to be in control. But yes, snowballing while fucking is great. Ok, I guess I am bragging.
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@24: Dan is offering the best possible constructive option considering reality and the set constraints. If you're aware of better options offer them, I guess? Of course it's not exactly what she wants, it's just the closest that exists ;)
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CUMDUMP says:
I've used a dildo while he comes in my mouth, and that's pretty good, but I want the real thing.

Emphasis mine. This suggests the possibility that she's fucking herself with the dildo as opposed to her husband fucking her with a dildo. If he was doing it, might it feel like he was fucking both her vagina and mouth (since technically he would be, just not with his penis in both places)? In case she hasn't tried that, I suggest starting there.
31
When did Dan start selling ad space in his column?
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location, location
33
With regards to Centrists's proposal (posts 5-11) there is this little blue pill that almost always makes an average man stays hard for a significant amount of time after an orgasm, & often just removes the refractory period altogether to let a man go directly to round 2 with no waiting in between. Just sayin'
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@33: What is this WIZARDRY?!

@31: I am a consumer whore. Don't care.
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@30: That's what I was thinking. She says she's tried using a dildo while blowing her husband, but doesn't say if she's had him try using the dildo. If she hasn't, she should.

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