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Ted Cruz's Secret Longings

Dan Savage
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Turd Cuz
FAN-tastic on February 5, 2016 at 4:13 PM Report this
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With those sleepy eyes he's probably fantasizing about being TRUS'd a lot.
What is wrong with that man? He's so.....weird and creepy.
Closet case?
treacle on February 5, 2016 at 4:19 PM Report this
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I wish that more of Rafael's "faithful" followers would be made aware of his deep pocketed gay donors.
TampaDink on February 5, 2016 at 4:31 PM Report this
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I guess imploring Americans to VOTETED just wouldn't be as gratifying.
saxfanatic on February 5, 2016 at 4:38 PM Report this
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70% of Iowa caucus-goers chose someone other than Ted. Why are his low NH numbers a surprise?
Clayton on February 5, 2016 at 4:50 PM Report this
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I see 'trusted" but I hear "truss ted."
pokey on February 5, 2016 at 5:01 PM Report this
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Oh yeah, would someone please
Trus Ted.
LavaGirl on February 5, 2016 at 5:01 PM Report this
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Now all we need is a video of Ron Paul (who, remember, is trained as an OB/GYN) saying "TRUS Ted, I'm a doctor."
venomlash on February 5, 2016 at 7:58 PM Report this
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I think the voters don't like the duty pool he played in iowa with that fraudulent mailer and the Carson voters. Not that I was ever a fan, but that turned me against him to the point I would actively campaign against him if he was the GOP nominee. Douche bag.
DarkHorseRising on February 6, 2016 at 12:34 AM Report this
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And this fine update was brought to us by the Canadian Cancer Society. Thank you very much Canada.
curtisp on February 6, 2016 at 1:42 AM Report this
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This comparison is unfair to anal probes. Anal probes can actually be useful and even save lives. There's no saving Ted Cruz, he's an irredeemable piece of shit.
Chase on February 6, 2016 at 2:27 AM Report this
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That far away look on his face, reminds me of Gidget's boy. Very old surf romance movies. His name was
MoonDoggy, a sweet new moniker for Ted.. Can just see Gidget sitting staring at him lovingly, just off camera.
LavaGirl on February 6, 2016 at 2:33 AM Report this
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Dan--I count on you for shit like this . . . which sustains me through the madness. T.Y.
Call me Scott on February 6, 2016 at 5:41 AM Report this
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Thanks, Dan! This is the sort in incisive journalism that keeps me coming back to The Stranger.
butterw on February 6, 2016 at 1:10 PM Report this
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@15 Ha ha, your name starts with "butt".
ragu on February 6, 2016 at 3:36 PM Report this

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