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my SUV has ruled the fuck out of seattle streets since last thursday.
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Yeah, you can hate SUV's for all kinds of legitimate reasons, but I haven't skidded once in the past week, even climbing and descending the vaunted Seattle hills.

I think it's wrong to commute 50 miles a day in a gas guzzler, but having one around for ski trips and circumstances like this is pretty sweet.

(That should get ECB going...)
3
There must be nobody at the stranger offices today! The boss man is sloggin'

Remember Tim, we are all just hateful smartass bastards. Like all of your employees.
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I'm about ready to hop in the Suburban (leaving the econ-box parked) to try and get to work myself.

I just wish I had some salt I could dump on the sidewalk in front of my house on general principles.

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SUV's = grammar FAIL
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Not enough snow plows, no salt on the roads, and everyone's supposed to drive tiny front-wheel drive hybrids? Who knew environmentalism could be so dangerous!
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You guys must be thrilled to have something to make up for the years of wondering it it is worth it to maintain that bigass truck all the time. FINALLY, a use for that fat fucker.

Have you guys ever asked your insurance company why the premiums are so high on those things? Aren't they supposed to be safer?
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Does anyone know if the tourist Duckmobile is operating today?
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Walking to work was a breeze-- watching SUVs smush their tires a bit to get going, the grimace on the faces of people who have to park and fuel the things... it was glorious.

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