Film/TV Jan 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm

"Melons" vs. Melons: WHO YA GOT?!

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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1
someone, somewhere, is masturbating to that clip.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:06 PM Report this
2
I like that her career trajectory went from beer can smashing with cans to the more Gallagher-esque melon smashing with melons. You've gotta hand it to carnies.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:08 PM Report this
3
I especially enjoyed when some of her hair fell off.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:08 PM Report this
4
Weather is great here on...


OLD NEWS ISLAND!
on January 2, 2009 at 4:12 PM Report this
5
Ow.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:13 PM Report this
6
I don't wanna see, thunk yow bery match!
on January 2, 2009 at 4:21 PM Report this
7
I got nuthin'
on January 2, 2009 at 4:22 PM Report this
8
Sha-Boom Sha-Boom.

Sha-nananananananana.

Sha-Boom Sha-Boom.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:26 PM Report this
9
Bruiser.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:53 PM Report this
10
Please don't ever use the word "funbags" again. Titties, boobs, cans, bazooms, rack, even sweater-puppies. But never funbags. yuk.
on January 2, 2009 at 4:57 PM Report this
11
If Erica C. Barnett and Wm.™ Steven Humphrey ever shook hands, they would annihilate each other.
on January 2, 2009 at 5:47 PM Report this
12
That was gross. Was it neccessary?
on January 2, 2009 at 5:55 PM Report this
13
Mexican TV. Always classy.
on January 2, 2009 at 6:23 PM Report this
14
wow. those are some obnoxious breasts.

you could smother a child with those things.
on January 2, 2009 at 6:27 PM Report this
15
Ow! Eew! (those even look kinda real) Ow! Eew!
on January 2, 2009 at 6:34 PM Report this
16
It's Spanish TV, not Mexican. Shocking to many Americans, I know, but they're actually two different countries.
on January 2, 2009 at 6:43 PM Report this
17
I like how a hair extension fell victim before the watermelon did.
on January 2, 2009 at 7:40 PM Report this
18
Is that Dina Lohan?!?!?!?!?
on January 2, 2009 at 9:28 PM Report this
19
Are those real fake boobs or what the hell were those things?!?
on January 3, 2009 at 6:03 AM Report this
20
If only Black Gallagher could do that shit...
on January 3, 2009 at 8:55 AM Report this
21
did anyone think of rusty warren's ditty 'bounce your boobies' while viewing this?
on January 3, 2009 at 11:46 AM Report this
22
Hey, didn't I see her breast feeding Facebook page this past week?
on January 3, 2009 at 1:08 PM Report this
23
How long before she shows up on Dr. 90210 to get her ruptured implants repaired?
on January 3, 2009 at 1:24 PM Report this
24
Oh my God, my boobs hurt just watching that.
on January 3, 2009 at 6:13 PM Report this
25
I guess she does this every night at the strip club she owns, only with beer cans
on January 4, 2009 at 2:13 AM Report this

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