It Can't Be Worse Than Mountain Dew

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1
Mountain Dew tastes good. If you think otherwise, you're simply wrong.
2
Twisted, surely, but also kind of a genius, no
3
Got milk?

Or their advertising slogan "urine for a treat!"
4
I've had this exotic concoction before. I believe it's called Budweiser.
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Kinky
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This appears to be the equivalent of, I don't know, Focus on the Family releasing a 'blessed' cola made of petroleum byproducts and saying it increased fertility and suppressed homosexuality. In other words, insane.
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@3 and 4-LOL~!
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"Do you have anything to drink?"
"Mountain Dew and crab juice"
"Eeewwww!!! I'll take the crab juice!"
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DEW is my all time Fav .... ice cold ... with liuor as mixer ...

primo
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Cow piss, cow urine, cow flesh. Whatever.
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Isn't Mountain Dew made with cow urine?
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#11

YES, from captive cows, and a secret process where rare trace minerals needed in the Star Wars projects are extracted.

WHICH, makes the cows national her-os and of course we honor them by drinking their piss.

STRANGELY, cows held in barns with no access to grass, just hand fed expensive grain and sugar beet flakes, they do better that the outside cows running free and raw.

IF, Mountain Dew were the exact color of good cow piss, it would be a better marketing plan, the greenish color is crap. But not cow crap, which is another chapter of my research.
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But you really need duck urine to ensure that such quackery will be effective.
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Ayurvedic medicine has used cow urine as a remedy centuries. It may sound creepy, but urine, from any animal, is sterile if the animal is healthy. It is also loaded with a variety of electrolytes and trace minerals.
Not that I will be drinking any of this. I'm more into ginger ale.