You damn well better represent against Dino. If you come in 6th, Dino better be seventh. The weight of the liberal blog commentator's world rests on your shoulders.
And you should all go to the "spring roll" and witness the eat off live! To purchase tickets please got http://www.idspringroll.org/ Buy tickets at early birds price by March 15th!
You must prepare!! Eat a ton of food and drink tons of water for the 2 days prior to the contest. This will temporarily stretch the capacity of your stomach, allowing you eat more. Don't be fooled by people who say not to eat for a while before and that being hungry makes it easier - your stomach will shrink its capacity and it will make it harder.
Trust me - I've seen the preparations leading up to successful eating of an entire Gorditos Grande Burrito twice now, and won a chicken-wing eating contest myself.
I speak from experience here - the water tip is hella-important. You should aim to drink so much that there is basically *no point at which you do not wish to pee* in the two days pre-spring rolls.
hey, i've got a "the only rossi i trust is carlo" shirt left over from the election if you want it to wear at the contest! actually i've got two! one is a men's large and is in spanish (el unico rossi en quien yo confio es carlo), and the other is a medium in english.
I will be stuffing my face on behalf of all the Filipino girls that have ever been called Chinese, all the Hmong ladies who have ever been called Vietnamese, all the Korean chicks who've been mistaken for Japanese, and, most important, every old Asian lady who has ever lovingly made an egg roll or dumpling.
And I'll be doing this all in my finest elastic waist pants. Suffer, swine!
AWESOME!!! Eating for a good cause!!!! :) And this cause rules!!! Funny, the event is even called the Spring Roll!! Looks like a packed event! www.idspringroll.org! Their tag line says --> "party down for chinatown"!
No, I take back what I wrote @28. Paul, you have to load up on the caster oil and eggs. Only if you are sitting next to Rossi and there are members of the Local Elks Lodge people wearing antler hats.
I don't know who this "Angela Garbes" person is, but she clearly can't use that mouth for anything but talking a big game. This is a two-man race, and Dino's gonna be crawling away from it.
And I think "compete against Dino Rossi in a spring roll eating contest" is my new favorite phrase of all time.
Trust me - I've seen the preparations leading up to successful eating of an entire Gorditos Grande Burrito twice now, and won a chicken-wing eating contest myself.
The contestants are somewhat of a surreal life casting call
Much better.
And remember, normally when you eat this most of your food is rice.
that's as weird as yoda/samuel jackson teaming up
Thank you,
Washington State
I suggest you don't load up on castor oil and raw eggs right before eating ;)
I will be stuffing my face on behalf of all the Filipino girls that have ever been called Chinese, all the Hmong ladies who have ever been called Vietnamese, all the Korean chicks who've been mistaken for Japanese, and, most important, every old Asian lady who has ever lovingly made an egg roll or dumpling.
And I'll be doing this all in my finest elastic waist pants. Suffer, swine!
"In an agony of propriety, she vomited into her purse."
Near as I can recall, anyway.