News Mar 9, 2009 at 11:15 am

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1
I think this is an obvious suicide case.
2
Shouldn't have fed it those Taquiros.
3
this reminds me of the joke "how do you make martha stewart cry twice?"
4
Be careful! Making fun of Martha is a sure way to lose your Gay Card.
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So, the universal dislike (or is it just unease) of Martha Stewart is noted, and acknowledged. Fine. We laughed when she went to prison, because she was dumb and committed a silly crime. We gawk and retch at the designs she comes up with or the instructions that she gives, no biggie.
However, this shouldn't even be news. No matter, someone decided it was and published it.
But - is this presented by DS as the 'Headline of the Day' supposed to make us think it's funny?

If it had been any other dog owner - or perhaps Savage's own family pet - would it have been laughable as well? Or is it just because Martha the individual is so off-putting that her personal pain is now worth laughing at?

The Stranger needs a distinct Ombudsman.
Not one who is On-Buds,man.
6
She twittered about the accident. Followed an hour later by twittering that she was making a Chinese lunch for friends.

Mmm-MMmmm Chow down!
7
If my dog died, I'd be so grief-stricken I wouldn't eat for days, let alone tweet it up about my lunch. Martha sucks.
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@3 - nah, she's sexy. Martha, that is.
9
Cracker Jack @ 6 - if that's true, then I take back my lil' rant.

Fuck that insensitive trollop.
10
Puppy Defender:

From http://twitter.com/MarthaStewart

# I am preparing a Chinese lunch for my guests today7:02 AM Mar 7th from web

# karen is okay but a few people got hurt including the propane delivery man we hope they all recover and that the surviving dogs get better6:09 AM Mar 7th from web

# chow breeder karen tracy lost eleven chows and five boarders in a tragic propane explosion- my little ghenghis khan perished in the blaze5:42 AM Mar 7th from web
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@10: Personally I couldn't do it. I was a mess when my border collie died.

If Martha didn't miss a beat I couldn't hold it against her though: The show must go on, and she knows it. There are plenty of better reasons to find her appalling, if need be.
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To be honest, I'd be very surprised if she tweets her own tweets. I'm sure she has a very young intern that is fed material from the MSO PR department who didn't stop to think how insensitive it would seem. Especially the Chinese lunch choice.
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Are you sure this isnt the Headline of the Day?

America becoming less Christian, survey finds

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife…
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Why was her dog being boarded when she was at home? Also, expect the propane co. to be sued out of existence.
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Hey, did you hear the one about Martha Stewart putting her dog in a posh kennel for purebreds?

Yeah, it had a blast!
16
Pa Kettle was house-sitting Genghis Khan? Oh never mind.
17
I disagree. The headline of the day is:

Man wrestles crazed ninja kangaroo after…
18
I'm sure Martha is crestfallen at the lack of support from the Pacific Northwest progressive community. How will she possibly go on?
19
poor babies
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that poor little puppy was adorable. perhaps she wasn't too broken up because she had just gotten it?
also tweeted that she was preparing lunch for guests. should she have told guests (heavens knows, confirmed waaaay in advance with ms. stewart) not to come because her puppy died?
sorry, i lurv me some martha, even if she twittered about lunch after her dog exploded.
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I've been wiped out for at least a week after each of my dogs died.

Heck - I'm even wiped out that the Belgian Sheepdog I was hoping to make my next baby reabsorbed the litter. (Though I did eat that day...)

But I've discovered that not everybody is like me. (Surprise!) Martha does love her dogs. I'll err on the sympathy side.

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