Dan Savage Couldn't Strangle Me With Those Limp Wrists if He Tried

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1
Didn't Savage offer you in a passive way to come by and join-in on a threesome with him and Terry?
2
Stoner Flamer Fight! The throwdown should be held at the next Slog happy.
3
No, he didn't. But if he did offer, it would clearly be an [alleged] Amanda Knox-esque plot to kill me.
4
Oh this thread is hilarious. Perfect for a Friday when I'm already in a great mood.
5
@1: Hot.
6
This is just another attempt to get away from the ECB fiasco. If Savage had any balls he would've made the death threat on someone that isn't a close friend and coworker.

Fail.
7
He might choke your chicken.
8
Queens shouldn't swing, if you know what I mean.
9
This would be the classic "Youth and Energy vs. Age and Treachery." As an old person, I have to put my money on Age and Treachery.
10
But we're gay, Sven. Youth always wins.
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@6:
Did I miss something? What is this new "ECB fiasco" of whence you speak????????
12
@10 You folks have funny rules.
14
The mayoral run feels a bit desperate...like Dan jumping the shark.
15
#11, Slog jumped the shark and you MISSED IT?
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@14 troll,

Or just getting public attention to a sad-sack mayoral race where no one has the balls to run against a sad-sack incumbent, in the hopes of shaming a qualified candidate to run. If no qualified candidates run, then it doesn't really matter who declares, now does it. And at least Dan is honest about his intentions. Actually, I hope he truly declares, wins, goes back on his promise to resign and becomes Seattle's Big Gay Mayor, imposing shitty rules on those who imposed shitty rules on him and his ilk.
18
Hahahaha. This whole exchange totally cracks me up. Made my day. This is why I love Slog.
19
@16 FTW
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@16 @19 ECB looks like a monster bull! time for the stranger to invest a little more?
21
dan was stupid to make this threat. now, if he doesn't kill you the opposition will be able to accuse him of not keeping his promises to the people.
22
Man! Paul Klee painted some weird-ass shit!
23
Just throw a cat at him.