This thing I have is sort of like a Snuggie but also sort of like a condom. It kind of does both. It's hard to explain. I can post a picture if that would help.
Sweet, you guys picked the night of the Ballard Jazz walk. There's going to be a super high proportion of people that will not get the joke and ridicule you (if they are the typical upper income jazz baby boomers I know them to be). Mission Accomplished.
why is seattle always 6 months late on this kind of shit?
Chillax.
Elenchos: I really, really don't want pictures.