If only Obama would agree to stop subsidizing redneck eating habits so that bird flu and swine flu could be completely prevented, universal health care would be completely affordable, and global warming would be reduced by 18%.
Stop eating animal carcasses! You're destroying humanity and killing yourselves!
Stop eating animal carcasses! You're destroying humanity and killing yourselves!
smell that? it's my mexican chicken, soon to be shredded, sweating out the oldies in my crockpot. best birdbath ever.
Probably the softball questions from the media.
You just have to love this man.