Candidate Survivor Recap!

Comments

1
The trick to avoiding hangovers is walk about 1.5 miles to the bus stop at Denny near Aurora and then eat juice ice cubes for a half hour before you go to bed.

At least, it worked for me.
2
'"Is there anyone in the world who's like, 'Nah, I'm not really that into social justice. Just don't care for it.'?" - Lindy West':

Republicans?
3
Hello People out in Stranger Slog land, just wanted to set the record straight on Marty's pastel jumpsuit. Marty is an avid para-glider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragliding (not to be confused with para-sailing) and we were planning on busting out his wing on stage to talk about his talent. That pink and green beauty is his flight suit.

Sally Bagshaw flies planes, Marty rides thermals, but I am pretty sure he avoids any high altitude escapades... he lives dangerously, but not that dangerously...

- Dan Joyner, Marty's Campaign Manager
4
You're quoting yourself? Those aren't even funny. You're better than that, Lindy West.
5
@3: Marty Kaplan has a campaign manager?
6
I was more surprised that he paraglided. The Stranger probably got him into that with the recent articles on Oregon.
7
Skinny dipping?

Lake Washington? No.
Yellowstone? Yup.
Humptulips River? Yup.
Mississippi? Yup, in the headwaters (though I was 5 months old so I'm not sure that counts!).
8
David Miller -

Please give it up. Sometimes you just cannot stop talking and when you do that, you just look like a moron. You are a nerd and a dweeb and you are not cool. Accept that and move forward. Be proud of it and own it. And BE QUIET.
9
I think Bagshaw came in at 19% and Jessie was 17$.
10
LINDY THIS MAY BE ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS: HAVE YOU BEEN FORNICATED WITHIN THE LAST OHHH...10 YEARS?

I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF.

I PROMISE NOT TO ENJOY IT SO IT'S LIKE YOUR LAST TIME.
11
I LOVE YOU JESSIE ISRAEL!!! (I can't say it enough!!!)
12
I was there at the Showbox.
Bobby Forch gets my vote for Council Position 8. Class act. Smart. Real experience as a City employee (20 years,is it?) and he isn't angry about it -- he is productive and positive and realistic and hard-working.