The trick to avoiding hangovers is walk about 1.5 miles to the bus stop at Denny near Aurora and then eat juice ice cubes for a half hour before you go to bed.

At least, it worked for me.

'"Is there anyone in the world who's like, 'Nah, I'm not really that into social justice. Just don't care for it.'?" - Lindy West':

Republicans?

Hello People out in Stranger Slog land, just wanted to set the record straight on Marty's pastel jumpsuit. Marty is an avid para-glider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragliding (not to be confused with para-sailing) and we were planning on busting out his wing on stage to talk about his talent. That pink and green beauty is his flight suit.

Sally Bagshaw flies planes, Marty rides thermals, but I am pretty sure he avoids any high altitude escapades... he lives dangerously, but not that dangerously...

- Dan Joyner, Marty's Campaign Manager

You're quoting yourself? Those aren't even funny. You're better than that, Lindy West.

@3: Marty Kaplan has a campaign manager?

I was more surprised that he paraglided. The Stranger probably got him into that with the recent articles on Oregon.

LINDY THIS MAY BE ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS: HAVE YOU BEEN FORNICATED WITHIN THE LAST OHHH...10 YEARS?

I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF.

I PROMISE NOT TO ENJOY IT SO IT'S LIKE YOUR LAST TIME.

I LOVE YOU JESSIE ISRAEL!!! (I can't say it enough!!!)