Awe, I love this! I've been thinking for years about what kind of helpful signs I might add to the metro bus....although honestly, my first pet peeve is those folks who take up the whole seat on a crowded bus....
I emailed my mother a link to this story (she works for Metro), and this was her response:
"hahahaha! yes, those were fake. metro freaked out and had them removed, but i think they should have left them on the buses! by removing them, it tells me that urinating and stabbing are NOT against the rules!"
Who's the brilliant artist cause I say print more "no loud cell phone calls", "no paying your fare in pennies holding up the bus while you do so", "no treating the driver like they are your personal Google maps app, and holding up the bus to ask them for complicated directions", "no riding the bus when you stink, and have bad hygiene", I could go on and on with suggestions.
Who's the brilliant artist cause I say print more "no loud cell phone calls", "no paying your fare in pennies holding up the bus while you do so", "no treating the driver like they are your personal Google maps app, and holding up the bus to ask them for complicated directions", "no riding the bus when you stink, and have bad hygiene", I could go on and on with suggestions.
"hahahaha! yes, those were fake. metro freaked out and had them removed, but i think they should have left them on the buses! by removing them, it tells me that urinating and stabbing are NOT against the rules!"
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