Food & Drink Feb 20, 2010 at 6:08 am

IM IN UR HOUSE THROWING UR BUTTERS

Sarah Anne Lloyd
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1
i got fired when i was 17 for throwing 5 lb. blocks of butter around the kitchen of a german restaurant. which i didn't do, but it makes butter throwing vandalism less surprising.
Max Solomon on February 20, 2010 at 7:24 AM Report this
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Teenaged kids (and teenaged boys in particular) are fuckwits. This is not breaking news.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 20, 2010 at 7:32 AM Report this
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was it marlon brando?
on February 20, 2010 at 8:00 AM Report this
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Supposedly it is quite common for burglars to raid the refrigerator, leaf through photo albums, and generally behave like some of my least favorite relatives.
attitude devant on February 20, 2010 at 8:21 AM Report this
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@2, truer words. I never did this, but I certainly did plenty of things that should have left me dead or in jail when I was a teenage boy. When I look back on those days, it seems like I was walking around in a cloud of stupidity. Christ, I even listened to YES ALBUMS.
Fnarf on February 20, 2010 at 8:58 AM Report this
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that's the funniest thing i read today. butter fight.

hahahaha
sepiolida on February 20, 2010 at 10:31 AM Report this
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Fnarf:
I knew it! I knew you had a sordid Prog-Rock past!
Keekee on February 20, 2010 at 11:06 AM Report this
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"When LOLCATS turn bad"...
COMTE on February 20, 2010 at 11:19 AM Report this
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@3 stole my thunder
Paul Pearson on February 20, 2010 at 11:46 AM Report this
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this reminds me of the German film The Edukators, where youths break into rich people's homes and rearrange their furniture and leave a note saying "the good years are gone, your time is coming".
bengermanj on February 20, 2010 at 3:06 PM Report this
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Well I certainly never did anything this stupid when I was a teenager.
Greg on February 20, 2010 at 10:52 PM Report this
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I think the only proper response to this is government violence directed against the perpetrator and his clearly negligent parents (if they can be found.)

Lengthy sentences of hard labor all around! Breaking into someone else's house is enough to get you a citizen-administered death penalty in most jurisdictions so I consider this getting off lightly.
on February 21, 2010 at 7:33 AM Report this

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