ARE YOUR DOOR KNOBS COVERED IN CAT POOP? HAS YOUR CHILD BEEN TRAPPED UNDER A PEE-STAINED MATTRESS? MUST YOU CUT THROUGH LIFE-SIZE BOXES FOR LANE BRYANT CLOTHING EVERY TIME YOU WISH TO NAP?

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Not anymore. Every time we watch Hoarders we immediately go into an orgy of cleaning out afterwards.

can i nominate my wife's side of the bedroom?

I fear that Max Solomon may be my husband's screen name...

So my wife and I can't apply on behalf of our parents? There goes that idea...now we have to go with plan B and actually talk to them about it ourselves.

Do you have Kids?

I'm far more concerned about the Log Lady who keeps logs in her place, actually ...

This totally would've helped me as a teen. Fortunately, I got my shit together before going to college. I didn't want to inflict my slobbishness on my roommates.

Steven is still the best, public or private.