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THE CHILDREN!

Yes, it's really that simple.

I thought "sustainable" was the new organic.

oranic coffee, sounds interesting.

Wu Tang is for the children!! rip ODB

They really need to open a nice laid-back family-friendly coffee/MJ store there.

Just make sure they offer clean vaporizers.

And the NIMBY neighbors are still up in arms against it. True story!

mmmm.....the irony of oranic coffee.

See? I keep telling you people to stop having children because it turns you into horrible demon beasts. But do you listen? NO!

stop having children, because THEY turn into horrible demon beasts!

@11, that's about how I feel, too. Somewhere in my teens I looked around and realized that becoming parents turned people into assholes. Not even seeing friends and relatives become parents without becoming afraid of everything in the world has changed my mind.
Remember, they are supposed to be adults one day, which is more important to you, that they grow up to be strong and able to think for themselves, or that they grow up to be exactly what you want them to be?
Damn, I should have gotten that vasectomy while I had insurance.

@11 Hah!

Just need some organic cigarettes.

I only use locally sourced organic coffee beans.

My coffee tastes shitty, but at least it keeps the local indigent servants employed.

Go team Minimart. You and your or(g)anic coffee will win over the yuppies in no time.