Mudede's Photo of the Day

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1
I look at this picture, and I think to myself, "Charles Mudede needs to get laid". And not in a cynical, mean-spirited way, but rather a master-of-the-obvious kind of way.
2
Actually, that's kind of hot. I'm going to go buy a cantaloupe and try that out. Any kinksters out there want to eat it when I'm done?
3
A still from a Hump entry?
4
Must be the "Jellied Melon with Upright Banana Surprise" from those 1974 Weight Watchers Recipe Cards:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
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4 is triumphant!
6
Be fruitful! I like those close-ups!
7
I'd tap that.
8
What do straight guys find so hot about melon seeds coming out of some girls vagina? Kinda sick if you ask me.
9
And you are how old, Charles? 14? Well, that would explain everything.
10
There's an ointment for that.
11
This made me think of the "candlestick salad" that my Mom use to make us when I was a kid. It consisted of a pineapple ring, a banana standing erect ... oh just look at the picture...

http://www.cranedance.net/charm-and-stra…
12
YES, YES it is NSFW!!
13
Not so much NSFW as it is NSFL (not safe for lunch).
14
@ 11 - Yes! I remember that salad! Except my mom called it 'rocket salad' and we were supposed to see a rocket in the banana...
15
Ew.. Something about the seeds makes me a little queezy. Am I the only one?
16
It's only NSFW if that cantaloupe is microwaved. Otherwise, it's just a fruit salad.
17
It just reminds me that I need to get laid.
18
@11, 14: apparently your moms and mine had the same Home-Ec teacher.

GAAH! Repressed childhood memory! You had to cut a little divot in the end of the banana so you could balance a maraschino cherry there! And it was really really hard to find bananas that were straight! And the pineapple ring looked nothing like a cootch, it looked like a pucker!
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@15, I saw Nosferatu-style horrible monster teeth in the seeds first off, before I realized it was supposed to be some sort of fruity sexual thing. Yeesh.
20
Cantaloupe dentata.