I look at this picture, and I think to myself, "Charles Mudede needs to get laid". And not in a cynical, mean-spirited way, but rather a master-of-the-obvious kind of way.
This made me think of the "candlestick salad" that my Mom use to make us when I was a kid. It consisted of a pineapple ring, a banana standing erect ... oh just look at the picture...
@11, 14: apparently your moms and mine had the same Home-Ec teacher.
GAAH! Repressed childhood memory! You had to cut a little divot in the end of the banana so you could balance a maraschino cherry there! And it was really really hard to find bananas that were straight! And the pineapple ring looked nothing like a cootch, it looked like a pucker!
@15, I saw Nosferatu-style horrible monster teeth in the seeds first off, before I realized it was supposed to be some sort of fruity sexual thing. Yeesh.
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GAAH! Repressed childhood memory! You had to cut a little divot in the end of the banana so you could balance a maraschino cherry there! And it was really really hard to find bananas that were straight! And the pineapple ring looked nothing like a cootch, it looked like a pucker!