Remember How Your Old Airport Parking Spot Would Never Give You a Blowjob?

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1
sometimes benefits are just benefits......
2
To me, "airport parking at its absolute finest" is AT THE AIRPORT.
3
Call me naive, but I didn't understand a single bit of the slang here. I think I get "check-in/check-out", but what on Earth is a "secured valet"?
4
I don't know if you guys have Super Shuttle there, but it's the greatest. I haven't gone to the airport any other way in years.

No blow-job, though.
5
My light rail won't give me one, but it only costs $2 to get to the airport ...

Plus, bonus points, I don't get wet.
6
Don't be stupid, Lindy. Obviously the "benefits" don't come from the parking space itself. WallyPark just trying to say they're going to buy you a whore and you're acting all obtuse and childish about it.

Hookers prevent child rape. I learned that from Michael Keaton in Night Shift. Thanks, WallyPark. Boo, Lindy.

I guess they should just change their slogan to "Don't want a whore? Fine. Park at Diamond."
7
Is WallyPark's mascot Marty Masseuse?

Sorry.
8
@4: Another example of Seattle's utter lameness. Unlike virtually every other city in the country, Super Shuttle here costs almost as much as a cab. Hell, I can get a Lincoln Town Car to take me to the airport for not much more than Super Shuttle. Not sure if it has to do with Port of Seattle's rules or what, but the pricing makes SS the option of last resort for me (well after the bus and now light rail).