Stick Found, a City Exhales

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ohh it was a Clurichaun i tell ya.
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you know, it's not just a "stick" - it's a club made out of a twig and a bit of a tree branch, sometimes filled with lead. it will fuck you up.

http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/qa/sc/make-…
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Now give us feckin' Ulster back!!! Bloody anglo bastards!!
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Actually St. Anthony is the finder of lost objects...hopefully they prayed to him.

http://www.catholicplanet.com
/articles
/article137.htm
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@4 what happens if you lose your st anthony medal? is there a finder of lost medals of finders?
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@5, yes..the finder of lost medals of finders confirms to you through miracles that its return in "imminent".
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@5, @6

At that point you would pray to St. Jude.

Patron saint of hopeless cases.

http://www.2heartsnetwork.org
/Jude.htm

Present company excluded...

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LOL headline.
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The important message is the missing children. Thanks for clouding it with your trite cynical lead story. Lest you forget, the woe-is-me-queer-life is Slog's ace mission.
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They found it in Teresa McNeece's ass.