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1
These gents own the jewelry shop and bring their dog in every day; with gem dealers dropping in routinely, they must have thought this might happen at some point, no?
2
God damn goldens. Too stupid for their own good.

Unless the dealer had gotten peanut butter and jelly on it. Stupid dealer.
3
Most would have waited. People hold their pets in high regard.
4
Dogs suck.
5
There *are*
6
@3 Also there are these things called laws. You can't just chop a fucking dog open.
7
I'm just surprised the dealer let the dog leave! Wouldn't have surprised me if he remedied the situation by feeding the dog laxatives and watching it like a hawk.

@6 There are third world countries where the owner of the diamond would have slit the dog open without a second thought. I think that's what Charles was getting at.
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If it was a pig, of course, it would be totally okay to chop it open right there.

Really, it's not about who's "third world" and who's not - it's just about which sentient critters are "pets" and which are "food".
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@7 I would have thought the same thing but he brought in the recession. That's a 1st world country "pressure."
10
If it was me, those folks would have paid for the diamond on the spot. A diamond covered in shit is not the same thing as a diamond that's not. Goddamn dogs do not belong in stores.
11
Maybe they can sell it for MORE money now, like that weird kinda pooped-out coffee...... You know, that kopi luwak stuff...

This is probably the world's only luwak diamond...

Please wait...

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