Step 1: Procure small bottle of green food coloring for less than a dollar at a grocery store
Step 2: Go to favorite pub, order beer
Step 3: Make beer green
When you're puking your green guts out later this evening, please do it south of the ship canal. I know you're "on the hill", but there's no telling what'll happen after you go into blackout. Just stay away. Thanks.
Do you need someone to take care of you after your blood type becomes Barley?
Step 2: Go to favorite pub, order beer
Step 3: Make beer green
Ta-dah!