My face went like this:

0_o

but it's not pink inside!

But it's not pink inside!

#4 ...and the dangling ballsack?

Furthermore, can you really tell the difference between cow cheese and goat cheese when it's in fake Doritos cheese powder form?

@4 -- Open your mind a little. Unmarried people do that kind of thing, too.

Goat cheese sounds like goatse. Hehe.

But it sure as hell doesn't make me want to eat Doritos.