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Other Spam Catch of the Day: The Lohan Freedom Brush!

Grant Brissey
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1
This is the most useless thing anyone has ever done to "go green."
doceb on March 18, 2010 at 1:26 PM Report this
2
That toothbrush has been in her ass, hasn't it?
Fnarf on March 18, 2010 at 1:27 PM Report this
3
Yes, Lohan keeps her toothbrush green by scrubbing her pooter with its Brisstles.
gloomy gus on March 18, 2010 at 1:38 PM Report this
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I'd buy one, but she'd have to fuck me first.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on March 18, 2010 at 1:39 PM Report this
5
Certain people just do not strike me as great examples of personal hygiene.
Geni on March 18, 2010 at 2:11 PM Report this
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@2 - you do realize you just sold 500 more of the damned things, don't you?
Geni on March 18, 2010 at 2:11 PM Report this
7
This makes no goddamn sense. How is the toothbrush going to turn off the running water? Lindsay should stop trying to save the world and concentrate on remaining the tabloid cumdumpster she is.
wisepunk on March 18, 2010 at 2:17 PM Report this
8
Does this special toothbrush not require water or something? I mean, that's the only thing that would make sense here... Otherwise, you might as well stick it in your own ass.
RatGirl on March 18, 2010 at 2:18 PM Report this
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I don't foresee this thing selling very Brisskly.

And actually, I'm pretty sure at some point this no-water thing will make the brush get all Brissgusting.
Baconcat on March 18, 2010 at 2:18 PM Report this
10
Um, folks, this is Dina's toothbrush, not Lindsey's.
Fnarf on March 18, 2010 at 2:37 PM Report this
11
My teeth just threw up a little in White Oprah's mouth...
on March 18, 2010 at 3:03 PM Report this
12
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Unite!
The Amazing Jim on March 18, 2010 at 3:42 PM Report this
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Um. Two gallons a day is complete horseshit. Maybe, MAYBE, if you left the water running full blast the entire time.

I probably don't even use 2 gallons brushing my teeth in an entire month.
w7ngman on March 18, 2010 at 4:02 PM Report this
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I have serious hygiene concerns about a 'water free tooth brush'
yourmom.com on March 18, 2010 at 4:28 PM Report this
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@7, same argument our moms used to make about cleaning our plates and the starving children in China.

And BC/GG are having way too much fun with the Grant Brissey puns. I'm thinking they need to donate $1 for each one they make to some global clean-water fund, or something.
rob! on March 18, 2010 at 4:48 PM Report this
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Haha, this is disturbing! Oh man!
on November 17, 2010 at 6:55 AM Report this

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