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1
It's so gaudy and fabulous. I especially love the zebra-print rug in the living room of the 3 bedroom (and the merlot walls of one of the bathrooms).

Faboosh!
2
Okay, the thing is, I totally hate that building. But I think you're forgetting some other significant failures -- the Veduta, or whatever it's called, just down the street on Bellevue. But also, that pink and yellow monstrosity on Denny, near Boylston. So yes, the Bellagio sucks. But the worst building in Seattle? I think not.
3
Too funny. My friend and I have walked by it several times, always commenting on how ugly and out of place this building is. I thought it looked like something you'd see in a Dallas suburb. Truly awful.
4
They have a great website too: http://www.bellagiocapitolhill.com
5
Those prices! Oy Vey! They can't be serious! For that crap?

But seriously... where's the real prices?
6
"asthetic."
7
The architects:
http://www.tsaarchitects.com/
8
I lived across the street from this piece of shit. Blech. You really need to see it in person to truly appreciate what a total fucking turd it is.
9
I'm Ron Burgundy?
10
that's bad alright but what about this hunk of shit at 17th and Olive.

(here's the color designer's inspiration from west seattle)

11
Did part of that building used to be a fire station? I don't get the three floor structure in the middle, is that where they used to hang the hoses to dry?
12
Maybe they meant "anesthetic"—that would be helpful.
13
It's really Crashing Together Soffit World in that interior shot, no? Maybe that's part of the charm.
14
Jen, I agree that it's out of place and cheesy, but I'm more inclined to think of it as fabulously so (@1: yes!). I totally agree with keith @10, too - there are so many other examples of crappy, overly-square, horrendously colored, disproportionate buildings that (with 5 cent windows!) lurking around town. I want more density & mixed use as much as the next urbanite, but when the results are as painfully uninspired as keith's example, it makes it hard for me to want to spend a lot of energy picking on the Bellagio.
15
Bellevue and Mercer Island are rapidly filling up with mega-mansions that look just like this. Tuscan villas, right?
16
not nearly the worst. go gaze upon the fucked-up, incorrect foam classical detailing of the new condo tower at 4th and virginia.

i believe it's called the "Cremasteria". Psyche, it's the "Escala" by Mulvanny/G2. they've designed Costcos with more class.

http://www.mulvannyg2.com/en-us/Show/Pro…
17
I agree with 14 - the Bellagio is easy to hate on because it's so obviously trying to be something grander than it is, but there are so many examples of things that are just plain awful all over Seattle that make this one seem quite nice by comparison. See Huge Ass City for a multitude of examples.
18
Personally, I kind of like it.

It needs a streetside cafe, and a few postcard racks beneath an awning, but other than that it's not that bad.
19
eh, i've seen worse buildings around seattle. granted i haven't seen this building in person so maybe i'm missing something. and it does seem to have pretty shoddy detailing and design flaws all up and down on itself. but at least it has some texture and shape to it. what i can't stand are all those modern, aluminum sided, square condo buildings that are constantly being worked on around town.
20
I live down the street from the Bellagio, and couldn’t pass up an opportunity to visit it when they were first selling. (Looking at apartments is my version of my dad’s favorite pastime, looking at new cars on the lots.) I took a tour, examining some of the better apartments (I can totally pass for serious wealth when I need.)

I asked the rep if the building was inspired by the Las Vegas hotel. She said no, that it was inspired by “the developers deep feelings for Italy.” I asked, “What does the developer have against Italy?”

And, for the record, I don’t think this is the ugliest building in Seattle, or even on Bellevue Ave E. There’s a pink and yellow monstrosity further south that gets my vote. But this building is the most immoral, unethical, inauthentic — in a word, the worst. This building is a lie. Anyone with bad taste enough to live there needs help.
21
If you can afford to live in the Bellagio, then what you want is a Cartier-priced stop-n-shop "mercato" on the ground floor PLUS neon lights. In the event you run out of silk toilet paper, Dove ice cream or papyrus cigarette papers. Bellagio counters the real estate concept that living well is the best revenge. Before Bellagio, there was a perfectly decent empty lot with a huge tree featuring a treehouse that was occasionally the scene of intimate dinner parties for two.
22
the worst building? the ugliest building?

RIP, Kingdome.
23
This building is a loud "Fuck You" to all of the things that suck about Seattle, most notably its hipster pretentiousness and its pathetic introversion.

Thank you, Bellagio, we deserve it.

24
If it was a little more expensive, Marina Abramovic might consider it...
25
Oh, bottom-of-the-barrel postmodernism. How lovely.
26
You know what it reminds me of a little? Tubs, after their faux-Tuscan marbelized makeover. Someone needs to cover this piece of shit head to do with foul graffiti.
27
Anything that isn't a breadloaf/shoebox building gets an automatic pass in my class.

Why the hate? You want more bland shoebox condos? More townhouses?

I'm so confused.
28
That thing has Irvine, California written all over it. Make one wrong turn, and it really is quite easy to get lost.
29
Forget the building's badness -- how about its marketers' grammar? "... the feeling YOUR looking for..." "... design features of this building allowS for..." And the aforementioned "asthetic." Heavens.
30
It's wonderful, especially at six am just before the sun rises. It looks like the building where the Fascist police took the kid's father for questioning in "Amacord".
31
I also lived across the street from it and it's been falling apart since construction ended. The owners are/were incredible douchebags.
32
Seriously people, even ignoring the Vegas name and architecture and approach it from a just a materials and build quality perspective, we have a new kind of low. Knock on the facade of this building. It's made of some kind of plastic! And the plastic pieces aren't even aligned properly. Here's as good of a review as any: http://cheapshitcondos.com/wordpress/200…
33
I've always thought of that building as the Arkham Asylum of Bellevue avenue.
34
FYI: The Bellagio was designed by Edi Linardic, not TSA. He's the guy who did the Trader Joe's building on Madison and all those Silver Cloud motels littering the city. Also, you should have seen the earlier versions of the design. Blech.
35
What? You're kidding me. Even with all of the non-descript cookie cutter 1970's construction condo's within walking distance of this building, you pick this one as the worst building in all of Seattle. You must have some other motive for posting this, Jen. There are so many uglier buildings on Capitol Hill, Bellevue Ave., for that matter. The Hillsborough at 740 Bellevue Ave. E., directly across the street from the Bellagio is way uglier. Go a couple of blocks south and you will find more examples of hideous-ness. Somethings up, you're not making sense.
36
Another monument to the abilities of the Capitol Hill Design Review Board.

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