What does one do with a dead hippo?

@1, see http://www.examiner.com/x-7048-Seattle-G…

Coming soon to animal feed and lipsticks near you!

our view ridge greenbelt homeless are busy beavers!

Checklist for earthquake survival:

1. Do you live in a house built before the mid-90s?

A. Yes. .... oops.
B. No .... you're fine.

2. Do you have packaged or bottled water and a flashlight and whistle in every bedroom or room you spend more than 4 hours a day in?

A. Yes ... you're fine.
B. No ... oops.

3. Do you live next to the Viaduct or a pre-90s building?

A. Yes ... oops.
B. No ... you're fine.

Other than that just designate a relative who doesn't live in Seattle or nearby as a contact point for news after the disaster and don't worry about the food thing - you're good for 30 days without food, but only 3 days without water. The whistle is the important thing.

Is it just me, or does that hippo bear more than a passing resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker?

no, @6.

yes, we saw that South Park episode too. It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now.

The news of the park at Republican and Federal almost makes this current economic poopfest worth it.