Chelsea should be a flaming faggot. SoHo should be an old hag with a small dog. Central Park isn't a fucking neighborhood. East Village makes sense.

It makes me not wanting to go to New York ever again....

Is East Village grabbing his crotch?

Makes me never want to eat/drink anything from McD's ever again. Although I still love having a senior get me a senior cup of coffee once and a while. On second thought I will still get a cheap priced ice cream and a shake or two.

This is about half as bad as when Mayo companies started to advertise their mayo as the life of a hipster roof top party. Gross.

Exactly what @1 said, except they should all be 39-year-old white women.

Probably make perfect sense in idiomatic German--just bad Internet translations, nein?