Blogs Apr 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm

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1
A tupac shake.
2
I like "the itawamba." It's got a certain ring to it that can only really say, "a load in your ass and one in your pussy." Or something.

Anyway, sounds like a good enough name to me. Thanks for helping us again resolve this horrible deficiency in the English language.
3
Cock-a-doodle-two!
4
Except, though I was just thinkin, this could be somewhat unintentionally insulting to the Chickasaw leader Levi Colbert (?-1834) for whom the bigoted high school in Mississippi is named.

Perhaps, then, might I suggest "the Fulton"? Or maybe "the ol' Teresa McNeece"?
5
Multiple holes though, sounds more like a Tiger Woods...
6
Dude, we have to call it "the ol' Terese McNeece." It's so delightfully juvenile, how can we not?
7
I think "Itawamba" should be saved for something apparently less pleasurable to the participants, preferably something that involves deceiving or double-crossing ones partner.

Seems to me the obvious moniker for this would be "double-shot", or the more formally Italian "doppio".
8
l'eclair--it's classy cause it's French.
9
Stupak is already taken:
"Stupak (subset of sepsis) resulting from unsafe - unnecessarily so - back alley abortions as a result of the "Stupak Amendment" to the Health Care Reform Bill. "

But as an equally earned nominclature for two loads, I nominate: "The Ben Nelson."
10
I vote "yes" for "Tiger Woods" though I might suggest calling it "Tiger's Wood."
11
The "unSavage" or "non-Savage" has a better ring to it.
12
i don't know, but can we not call semen "spunk"?
13
Double-stuft?
14
Awesome?
15
double cream
honey butter
patty custartd
creme anglaise
double spit dick
double barrelled

"You better watch your fucking back, baby, because there’s people gonna come after you with fucking both fucking barrels, bitch."
16
@8 eclair, ftw.
17
creme dela creme?
18
or i-eclair, French and tech-savvy/relevant.
19
patty melt

salted biscuits
20
eclair if it's not taken
21
7-10 Split?
22
It shouldn't be the Itawamba, because it's intrinsically straight. Or at most, bi, I suppose.
23
I just call it "gross"
24
The doubestufft, duh.
25
Based on all the Catholic church hooplah, i vote for "The Ratzinger" or "The Full Ratzinger"...Too soon?
26
@ 11 - Oh c'mon LC, have some fun, think up a real name for it. It's an exclusively heterosexual act, and you're perfectly free to pretend the two participants are married to one another. C'mon, it's Friday...
27
double espresso? double macchiato? a doppio sounds graceful too.
28
canolli'd?
29
How about Pleasepleasepleasedoitinthepussyfirstandpleasedontevertellmeaboutitagain
30
Santorum was funny, but this whole naming thing is now totally played. The letter was creepy, too - a little too gleefully self-congratulatory. Sort of what hannibal lecter would write if he was all about vaginal-anal combos instead if cannibalism. Very narcissistic.
31
two-hole punch
add one in the mouth: three-hole punch
32
a doppio with whip is a doppio con panna, or double shot with cream to translate. so.... if its cream in two holes, from two shots if your a stud......."I gave that chick a doppio con panna and she loved it. The other girl took those shots from her.
33
Point of order: teh ladies have more than just the two holes. So saying "both" her holes leaves out another important option. Just sayin'.
34
Deja Spoo
35
Yeah. Creepy letter. Kind of made me never want sex again.
36
@33, all three is the unlikely-without-meds "Lionel Richie": once, twice, three times in a lady.
37
Yeah, too much info. Why doesn't he just call it "our little thing," mm-kay? Let's hope for her sake that he's doing the twat first. Otherwise, she's on her way to a raging case of PID.
38
A Balanced Budget
39
haha 36 not bad
40
this already exists and has a name: double creampie
41
i'm confused
1. what is the time lag between deposits?
2. what is enjoyable about this?
42
I second the Fulton. It's got that "full" feeling to it.

Or the Loveschild.
43
I like "the fulton." Like Dingo said, it's got "full" in it. "Loveschild" should be saved for something as gross as "santorum".
44
@41:
1. About 15 minutes.
2. The feeling of hot cum slowly oozing out of both holes usually makes the sweetest of good girls feel like a dirty filthy whore. Henceforth, it is an enjoyable thing for many proper ladies.
45
The Double Dip

Double Coupon Day

The Jesus Shot (Have the man rise again and deliver unto you again)
46
Squirreled Away
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@42:

I think a "Loveschild" would have to involve a glory hole or some other anonymous activity, because like LC him/her/their/its self, it could be anybody doin' it.
48
I don't know how you could miss this one... it's the full Palin. She gets it from ends, like having your unweded-mother daughter railing on abstinence; or, a husband who was a member of the secessionist party because he's a "patriot"; or, getting your health care from the government (of Canada) for free, but working overtime to come up with "death panels" for everyone else; or...
49
Oklahoma Thunder.
50
Thanks for the over-share.

"My wife swears its the sexiest feeling" -- Unless she's telling you this the next morning as she's getting ready for work or right before she asks you take out the trash, I don't think you fully comprehend how dirty talk works.

Loads? Spunk? Ugh. Someone get this guy a sex thesaurus. And let's call it Boasty McEww.
51
"I think a "Loveschild" would have to involve a glory hole or some other anonymous activity, because like LC him/her/their/its self, it could be anybody doin' it."

Yeah, like maybe a Loveschild would be a self-hating homo who publicly says that homosexuality is wrong but sets up an anonymous glory hole in their living room.
52
Pa-Back 2012.
53
Jelly Twins
54
In honor of @33....two/thirds majority?
55
@24 the doublestufft sounds perfect!
56
I'm with 30; this naming thing is way overplayed. Santorum and Saddlebacking were classic. Let's just leave it at that.
57
I like the sound of 'the fulton', but I think it needs an additional bit of stress. What about 'double fulton'?
58
A girl can ask for "A Double Take."
A girl can say "fill Me Up Twice Please."
or you can simply call it "A Two Timer."
59
The Catch-22, because you're kinda fucked both coming and going.
60
Who the fuck calls it spunk past virginity?
61
Costco.
62
It's a Filibuster.
63
Why not call it the slip n slide?
64
One of the great things about condoms is so you don't have to have that feeling in EITHER location. Still, chacun a son gout, as the French say.

"Double stuff" works as well as any.
65
I believe that "doublestuffed" and its variations are reserved for (simultaneous) DP.
66
@50: What on earth are you talking about? How do you think dirty talk works?

I'm not sure why you're inclined to doubt the experience of women who enjoy getting double creampied.

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