Regardless of whether they look like that or not (and I think they do have a certain "ballish" je ne sais quoi), you definitely need to submit scrotesque to the Oxford English Dictionary's "new word" section (http://www.askoxford.com/worldofwords/ne…), where you will also find the sublime "Bahookie": n.Scottish, a person's buttocks. (Try to sound like John Cleese when you say "buttocks.")
I'm pretty sure I've seen someone with that exact same scrotum posting to Craigslist. Men seeking women section, of course. And he had a wart. A big wart. Off to the side.
I'm with 9. For a minute there I thought none of you other prigs (RP @15 excepted) was going to own up to being just absolutely tizzled with "scrotesque."
There is a Peets in my hometown, and I'd agree with 12 and 19 as well. In terms of tea quality, they can stand up to Brothers K Coffeehouse, the local privately-owned haunt, and the teabags play a big part in letting things brew well.
Agree with #2 go seek medical attention if y'all encounter scroti that looks like that...
I know i do.
Scrotesque, scrotesque, scrotesque...
Also, I am in agreement with 12.