You know, the greek gods were pretty short - their heroes were a clear foot shorter than I am.

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/article…

Read the part about Glenn Beck having insane sex with another man.

This represents the homoeroticism of the far right fringe.

Why is the C so big?

Not that Irony exists anymore, but it's funny that Glenn Beck pretty much embodies the concept of an "Overton Window."

@5: God, you're right! It's all I can be now! Is it a coded message? What does it MEAN?!

Yeah, once you notice it, you can't un-notice it. On every cover option.

@5: He's a big C conservative.

Hercules, hero of song and story.

Hercules, winner of ancient glory.

Fighting for the Right,

Fighting with his might,

With the strength of ten construction paper men.

Hercules, people are in awe when near him.

Hercules, only the thinking fear him.

Softness in his eyes,

Iron in his thighs,

Virtue in his heart,

Fire in every part,

Of the Mighty Hercules.

Hercules, hero of song and story.

Hercules, winner of ancient glory.

Fighting for the Right,

Fighting with his might,

With the strength of ten construction paper men.

Hercules, people are in awe when near him.

Hercules, only the thinking fear him.

Softness in his eyes,

Iron in his thighs,

Virtue in his heart,

Fire in every part,

Of the Mighty Hercules.

I *almost* voted for option 4, because the fucked up reflections make it a prime candidate for Photoshop Disasters.

Glen Beck is a closeted gay....that raped and murdered a girl in 1991, isn't he?

Wait, so the choices are: a phallic symbol, a greasy toga man, a greasy toga man crossdressing as the statue of liberty, or three phallic symbols?

How can this cover NOT be gay?