The Week in Alleged Booze Heists

Comments

1
Even though he got busted, the guy who swiped the Patron is better off than the guy who stole the Busch.
2
ECB?
4
"I'm just a fucking drunk .... with good fucking taste"
5
I was expecting to find 4 ECB jokes in the comments. I'm not sure if I'm pleased or disappointed there's only 1 so far.
6
He wouldn't listen to his rights. He stuck his fingers in his ears and repeatedly shouted "neener" at the Mirandizer.