If any politicians enter the eating contest this year, I hope that they show some balls and actually go for it.

Dow Constantine was disgrace last year. My 10 year old nephew could have eaten more than he did. If you are that worried about your image, don't volunteer for competive eating events, people.

No!!!!

There is only one Spring Roll Eating Champion. What about your fans, Constant? Read your post again. Not one word about your FANS! Do you even care about the people whose lives your crushing championship victory touched? You inspired people, you know that?

Reconsider. Think about your duty to your fans. This isn't just about you.

I know you're just trying to be gracious so that your opponents will have a chance, but you really should reconsider....

Tix to event are $90!

Which one of your protege(e)s would you most like to see be ill/unable to eat for two days after the event?