But Will She Sue?

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The quote "Maybe one day there will be a superstud who can satisfy me." leads me to believe it's fake.

Alexeden on April 14, 2010 at 2:45 PM

In unrelated news, Nintendo observes a sudden and inexplicable jump in Wii console sales...

Halcyonic on April 14, 2010 at 2:46 PM

I'm pretty sure the Daily Star is barely a newspaper, even by British tabloid standards.

Abby on April 14, 2010 at 2:48 PM

"A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome". A doctor operating out of a clapped-out 1989 Vauxhall, no doubt.

Perhaps the Wii is the answer to all those no-libido ladies in that other thread.

Fnarf on April 14, 2010 at 2:51 PM

Ten times a day? Pfft. She's got nothing on most teenaged boys.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 14, 2010 at 2:53 PM

And this is a problem? Seriously, if this is real...is it so bad?

The Striking Viking on April 14, 2010 at 2:57 PM

Also, the doctor discovered that her clitoris is in the back of her throat.

Joe M on April 14, 2010 at 3:13 PM

she could try porn. i'm sure she'd make a lot

apres_moi on April 14, 2010 at 3:31 PM

Only thing I've heard of female persistant sexual arousal syndrome before this was that it was painful and difficult to live with.

Arsenic7 on April 14, 2010 at 3:34 PM

It's a clear case of demonic possession. I'm sure there is someone over at the Skokomish Community Church who can chase that demon away faster than she can say Judas Iscariot.

smade on April 14, 2010 at 7:44 PM