Blogs Apr 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm

First Class, Bitches!

Dan Savage
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1
Which airline? Prolly fake hardwood. I should know, I've installed some before. On planes, I mean.
gnr8r on April 15, 2010 at 1:11 PM Report this
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Ooooo do they also have free bendy straws in First Class, Dan?
doesurmindglow on April 15, 2010 at 1:12 PM Report this
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Elitism at it's worst. I thought only Republicans flew first class.
Jaydog5280 on April 15, 2010 at 1:15 PM Report this
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Good for you, Princess!
Vince on April 15, 2010 at 1:16 PM Report this
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No bendy straws, but the girl sitting next to me is reading Going Rogue.
Dan Savage on April 15, 2010 at 1:19 PM Stranger Staff
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Are you flying on Delta? I'm pretty sure the coach bathrooms have those floors too. I flew them last year for some reason and I remember the bathrooms were really nice... They were doing this whole "luxury" thing, I think, with a signature drink and new flight attendant uniforms, etc.
Julie in Eugene on April 15, 2010 at 1:20 PM Report this
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I kind of have to ask why you took your camera with you to the bathroom.

Unless the picture is from your camera phone, which I presume stayed in your pocket. In which case, question withdrawn.
Anne in MA on April 15, 2010 at 1:21 PM Report this
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Watch out, those Alligator's are everywhere!
linda with a y on April 15, 2010 at 1:22 PM Report this
9
Nice shoes.
brian on April 15, 2010 at 1:28 PM Report this
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White sneakers? Grandpa, we talked about this before...
Confluence on April 15, 2010 at 1:30 PM Report this
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@10 Yeah, seriously unfashionable. Dan's breaking down stereotypes one at a time.
Asparagus! on April 15, 2010 at 1:36 PM Report this
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Yeah, I have to agree with 9 & 10....sweet jaysus, what's with the shoes? When I wore shoes like that in highschool, the one gay guy in my dad's office would pull me aside and say, "your taste is in your mouth, sweetheart..."
Canuck on April 15, 2010 at 1:38 PM Report this
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I just flew home from Tokyo the other day on Delta, and we had hardwood floors in the coach/economy bathroom.
Nic in Greenlake on April 15, 2010 at 1:38 PM Report this
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Who says those are my shoes?
Dan Savage on April 15, 2010 at 1:40 PM Stranger Staff
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Dan, @5 - what did you say to her?!
peace 2 you on April 15, 2010 at 1:41 PM Report this
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@14, don't deny it Dan...
You should know by now that the fashion queers will always be on your ass about something. (But really, white runners?)
Ness on April 15, 2010 at 1:42 PM Report this
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Dan, you have my blessing to wear those shoes. You can wear whatever kind of shoes you want and you will still be awesome.

Of course, I am a hopelessly unfashionable, geeky, mostly straight, pragmatic white boy, so, you know, that may not be a blessing you want.
balderdash on April 15, 2010 at 1:56 PM Report this
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Runners for running through airports.
Dan Savage on April 15, 2010 at 1:59 PM Stranger Staff
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I say you can wear whatever you want on an airplane.

You're going to be crammed into a chair and strapped in, breathing suspicious air, and may be in close contact w/someone reading Going Rogue. Or worse. Much much worse.

For who knows how long.

I'd wear a haz mat suit w/white shoes if I had one.
LuisitaPhD on April 15, 2010 at 2:00 PM Report this
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what a stereotype to break down... next you're going to tell me that not all of teh gays like sparkles and ruffles and color.
Faer on April 15, 2010 at 2:02 PM Report this
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You can run in Chucks, ya know..... (you say "runners" like a Canadian!)
Canuck on April 15, 2010 at 2:07 PM Report this
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Dan Dan Dan Dan... I'm not Mr. Fashion Fag either but the shoes, and what's worse with really dark jeans or pants. It makes the offense so much worse. Tell us you're wearing jeans and not slacks....
Cato the Younger Younger on April 15, 2010 at 2:10 PM Report this
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Next you're going to tell us you don't like Glee.
Oh, wait....
Ness on April 15, 2010 at 2:14 PM Report this
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Not the kind of potty-room picture I'd hoped from you, Dan. ;-)
scottpatrick on April 15, 2010 at 3:20 PM Report this
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I've been in many a first-class bathroom; that's the first one I've seen that looked like that.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 15, 2010 at 3:24 PM Report this
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Thank God the person in the photo is wearing their shoes. I'm always freaked out by the people who walk into the airplane lav without their shoes on. Fucking gross!
igub on April 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM Report this
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There's room for two in there...
Chris in Vancouver WA on April 15, 2010 at 3:49 PM Report this
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Really folks, cut Dan (or whoever took the pic) some slack on the shoes. It gets tiring always worrying about that shit, and trying to hold up the stereotype. Every fag needs to step back from it now and then.
Chris in Vancouver WA on April 15, 2010 at 3:52 PM Report this
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"Runners for running through airports."

now he's freakin' OJ.
on April 15, 2010 at 3:53 PM Report this
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Surely you've figured out by now that you wear slip-ons to the airport, Dan.
Fnarf on April 15, 2010 at 4:54 PM Report this
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Lemme guess---no dogs in first class?
=)
brendan on April 15, 2010 at 5:17 PM Report this
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Glass huh? And TSA doesn't think that a broken glass can be used as a weapon on an airplane? WTF!!!
on April 15, 2010 at 6:27 PM Report this
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Fnarf nailed it. Blundies are better for flying. You can slip them off and on while getting through security, and still run away from a burning aircraft in them.
on April 15, 2010 at 7:56 PM Report this
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With black laces, too?
on April 15, 2010 at 8:06 PM Report this
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dan! you're a grown up! get some grown up shoes!
nycwill on April 15, 2010 at 9:43 PM Report this
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what are those shoes! a disgrace to fags everywhere!
witch_hammer on April 16, 2010 at 8:47 AM Report this

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