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Call Me Quagmire

Mary P. Traverse
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1
That is me all the time. And this is me:

http://xkcd.com/231/
sepiolida on April 15, 2010 at 5:33 PM Report this
2
I'd rather call you Ishmael. Is that OK?
Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 15, 2010 at 5:37 PM Report this
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Fifty-Two-Eighty, you can call me anything you like.
Mary P. Traverse on April 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM Report this
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^ ew
w7ngman on April 15, 2010 at 5:49 PM Report this
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Heh. Unless it's what I used to call the ex. "Droopy Drawers." I guess you had to be there.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 15, 2010 at 5:50 PM Report this
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I would actually *really* like to call 5280 Queequeg, but I'm not sure if that would fly.
Danger on April 15, 2010 at 5:51 PM Report this
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Fuck off, w7ngman.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 15, 2010 at 5:52 PM Report this
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@1 - Hahaha, me too. I actually have a signed print of that comic framed and hanging on my livingroom wall.
veo_ on April 15, 2010 at 5:53 PM Report this
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I'm cool with that, Danger.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 15, 2010 at 5:53 PM Report this
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Now, now.
w7ngman on April 15, 2010 at 6:03 PM Report this
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Fifty-Two-Eighty, you can call me anything you like.

I guess I'll just stiick with calling you "eMPTy."
Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 15, 2010 at 7:14 PM Report this
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Cats rule.
Matt from Denver on April 15, 2010 at 7:47 PM Report this
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You fucking people and your weird little parasitic overlords. I just don't get it. They don't like you and they eliminate in the house. What's the attraction?
balderdash on April 15, 2010 at 8:02 PM Report this
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"You fucking people and your weird little parasitic overlords. I just don't get it."

me either, but that's between Mary Traverse and 5280 and I ain't one to cockblock......
pissy mcslogbot on April 15, 2010 at 8:11 PM Report this
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I'm right there with you. Cats are the BEST!
mitten on April 15, 2010 at 9:22 PM Report this
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mary, when you say that this has been you, do you mean the fat one? the black one? or the cripple? please to specify.
jennam on April 15, 2010 at 11:28 PM Report this
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@13 Fuzzy bellies.
kersy on April 16, 2010 at 9:21 AM Report this
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Cats are great. Even the neighbours cats are great. At least cats try to cover up their own poop when they go in my stepmothers flower garden.
Simone on April 16, 2010 at 9:32 AM Report this
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@13: Sure, they eliminate in the house, but they do it in a sandbox and then meticulously cover it up. Dogs will just shit in your shoes or pee on the rug.

Of course, there's a good chance the dog will help you out by scarfing said shit down minutes later, but do you really want that sort of beast in your home?

I'll keep serving my fuzzy, purry overlords, thankyouverymuch.
TVDinner on April 16, 2010 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Oh, and another thing: I now have a gen-you-wine six-week old human baby, and her poop is a thousand times worse than a cat's. Not scoopable. Definitely not scoopable.
TVDinner on April 16, 2010 at 10:52 AM Report this
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This is the episode that got me to forever stop watching family guy. Peter murdering his neighbor's cat is not something I can forgive. I mean I watch it's always sunny in philadelphia and the characters on that show are huge fucking assholes, but you're supposed to think that. Whereas Peter is supposed to be this lovable goofball. Anyway I could go on and on about how much family guy sucks but I'll assume everyone already knows that.
on April 16, 2010 at 10:56 AM Report this
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@19 FTW. Dogs have no shame.

And don't try to tell me cats don't like me - they're incredibly lovey. They want pets and cuddles and love to play. And the purr is so soothing. And the best part is they don't smell like dog.
sepiolida on April 16, 2010 at 11:09 AM Report this
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@21 You think Peter is a lovable goofball? Everyone on that show is full of evil. He abuses his own family!

But while I agree with you that killing a cat is unforgivable, family guy is hilarious.
sepiolida on April 16, 2010 at 11:11 AM Report this
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@22 - Yeah, the smell is the thing that gets me most about dogs. Even more annoying than the poop. Dogs always have that musty dog smell, and it gets on your hands whenever you touch them. Cats are self-cleaning and don't smell like anything, really.
Dee on April 16, 2010 at 12:13 PM Report this

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