@1: Um, I would be embarrassed if my dad walked in on me masturbating to Michael Douglas's face. He looks like an applehead.

Ms. West,

Those appleheads don't resemble Michael Douglas, the one on the right is clearly Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire and the chap at lower left is Sir John Gielgud playing Arthur's butler.

With love and respect,
FS

he was also originally from a place called Seattle.