An Unfunctional But Ornamental Race

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A cut stone could be a problem, but I would think a nice smooth opal would be OK.
2
The unrehearsed pauses are really annoying.
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Looks like the rhinestones would come off with the first thrust.

NSFW pic here - http://www.spookmag.com/2010/03/03/vajaz…
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God knows the foolishness about them,
But if one had to live without them,
The world would be a poorer - if purer - place

The line works for both women and rhinestones. But not Rhinestone.
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@3 - Think I may have just developed a new fetish.
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Dan!

If you are a fan of Leslie, you should come out to the Freakshow-a-go-go (Fagg) show at the Rainier Center on May 29th. I, along with a fabulous troupe from Austin, TX, will be performing a piece by her and it is going to be AMAZING. And there will be other drag/performance troupes from all over the country! Plus, I really want to meet you.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Fagg-Seat…

tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/9… (the 7 pm is the actual show)

Everyone else on slog should look into this too.

Yay!!!
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This is who we are/ are associated with.

Check us out.
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this is old news.
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This is insanely old news. Holy shit and you're a sex columnist. An hero. Now.
10
A sondheimic title (slightly altered). Thank you, Dan!!!
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If you need any reasons not to do this, see the following re: Jennifer Love Hewitt:
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jennif…

"Apparently Love had her lady flower covered in Swarovski crystals after she split up with someone so it looked 'like a little disco ball down there.' "

"Lady flower"??

I guess this is the post-breakup, "don't touch me douche-bag" type of body art, or, for girls with guys who are into more than just a little pain.
12
The photo after the jump looks like a drizzle of jizzle...
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That is so tacky, and (seems like it would be) unsanitary. Blech.