The jokes, they write themselves.

I'd say he has the impersonation down to a "T."

Don't you understand, it's just Method Acting.

He can't wait to show the police his penis. Then his diabolical plan will be complete!

I'm thinking a career in the Roman Catholic church might be in order?

This is a godd a time as any for an old joke by Father Guido Sarducci:

Q. Did you hear Michael Jackson became an ordained priest?

A. No. I thought it took years to become a priest.

Q. Well they figured he had already passed the preliminaries.