Bitches: Is There Anything That Isn't Their Fault?

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This is the kind of shit that makes me want to retire to a cabin in the woods ASAP. Humans be craaaaayzee.
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Brazilian Carnival, earthquake free since 1641.
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I felt the earth move, how 'bout you, baby?
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Oh. I guess they have Pat Robertson in Iran, too. That's disappointing but not exactly surprising.

Zealots: is there anything that isn't their fault? Besides earthquakes, I mean. Let's not be crazy, here.
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Really, what does that say about Muslim men? They have no control over their sexual desires apparently and it's all up to the women to keep their desires at bay. It's so ridiculous. I thought their religion put men in control for a reason, but if that can't even curn their sexual desire when an ankle may be exposed, they have serious issues. Men in america can do it and women dress pretty much how they want. It's so frustrating!
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13th century, alive and well.
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I don't know why the Iranians need their own Pat Robertson. They can have ours. I'll even gift-wrap.
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Religion is a disease. This jackass is only one of the symptoms.
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I thought allah and his whiny dog, mohammmed who caused earthquakes.
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Gosh, and here I thought it was because I was stomping on the floor. I'll go take off some more clothes, then.
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I think he meant to say mattress-quakes...

Surely this is some error on the translator’s part...
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I suppose "Earthquake-Causin' Bitches" would be #91 on the list.
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I suspect it's not just headboards banging on the wall. It's the shaking of the desk every time Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi signs a sermon.
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This is just a flimsy excuse to get some butterfly in China off-the-hook...
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Brendan,
Yeah, I read that in this morning's Seattle Times and took a double take. Pretty surreal. What will they think of next, "Gay Sexuality is responsible for the eruption of Mt. Eyjafjallajokull" (that name is awesome!)? Extraordinary.
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"Slog: Yesterday's News Today." It's got a nice ring to it.
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The Persian words for earthquakes and boners are homonyms. I think this is a simple case of mistranslation.
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a beliefs shared by most americans, substituting bitches for gays or liberals or socialists or atheists. we all bitches yeagh
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Reduce science and education, and you can tell the people damn near *anything* to control them.
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If this Iran is rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
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Are the Icelandic women running around in their skivvies? Why aren't there more earthquakes in Brazil?
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Who needs reason when you have FAITH?
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There's a hip-hop song to be written about this very subject.