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Scott Baio Vs. Lesbian Shit Asses: It's On

David Schmader
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It's now a goal of mine to cause someone to call me a far-left lesbian shitass. I'm young; I've got time.
I Am Who Am on April 20, 2010 at 12:59 PM Report this
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For those keeping score, the correct phrasing is "all y'all"
bpinsea on April 20, 2010 at 1:02 PM Report this
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Wealthy(?) celebrities being self-entitled ignorant fuckheads?

Well I never.
balderdash on April 20, 2010 at 1:10 PM Report this
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But does Joanie still love Chachi?
Michael Wells on April 20, 2010 at 1:12 PM Report this
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He's Twitterbuddies with Sarah Palin too.

Someone needs to explain to him that the only reason he has anything at all is because he was lucky enough to be picked more or less at random for a crappy TV show a million years ago. Luck of the draw, my friend, luck of the draw.
Fnarf on April 20, 2010 at 1:16 PM Report this
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I heard he has a really BIG Diqk...

All is forgiven :P
You Look Like I Need A Drink! on April 20, 2010 at 1:18 PM Report this
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I like the "Scott Baio" entry in Urban Dictionary. Awesome.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…
shaneleopard on April 20, 2010 at 1:19 PM Report this
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I really want to know what Bob Loblaw's Law Blog has to say about this.
Mahtli69 on April 20, 2010 at 1:25 PM Report this
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Trying to get the AG involved in an internet fight? "Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb" indeed.
T on April 20, 2010 at 1:28 PM Report this
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Hard to believe that Neil Strauss stole Baio's bimbo girlfriend right in front of him.
keshmeshi on April 20, 2010 at 1:37 PM Report this
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Gag!

And to think there was a time (when I was a young boy) that I dreamed of being the Mrs Scott Baio.

Glad that fantasy passed long ago.
Frau Blucher on April 20, 2010 at 1:39 PM Report this
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Now I'm left wondering precisely how much class is in Scott Baio's piss. And I think "shitass" will be my featured swear word for the week.
Hernandez on April 20, 2010 at 1:42 PM Report this
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Yes, he's terrible, but he's so perfectly terrible. As far as I"m concerned he can do any shitass thing he wants to, having immortally played "cute stupid selfish late-70s boytoy" to Jodie Foster in Adrian Lyne's debut "Foxes" with motherfucking Cherie Currie. That movie is the real goddam deal, and for having been a part of it, Baio gets a pass.
gloomy gus on April 20, 2010 at 1:54 PM Report this
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Fortunately, his character on Arrested Development was a tertiary one at best, meant to pull in a younger-skewing demographic.
Max Power on April 20, 2010 at 1:58 PM Report this
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Holy carp! Cannot stop laughing about the Canadian vs US pricing on the DisneyStore item. This is 1 way Canada pays for Socialism...I'm sure US will soon too. *giggle-snort* Ah, international currency, why you gots to be so confusing?!?
Tracy on April 20, 2010 at 2:05 PM Report this
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[After posting an awful pic of Michelle Obama] Baio did himself no favors by trying to prove his lack of racism.

"I'm NOT racist for posting a pic of M.O. My WIFE'S BEST FRD IS BLACK,HELLO" he tweeted.

Classssic. LOL.
StillNon on April 20, 2010 at 2:06 PM Report this
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@14, I think the opposite was true. It was stunt casting meant to tickle those old enough to enjoy seeing how the old Happy Days cast had aged. Ron Howard narrated the show, Henry Winkler played a dim lawyer, so who better to play another dim lawyer than the authentically, obviously dim Baio?
gloomy gus on April 20, 2010 at 2:13 PM Report this
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@17, quite so. The "younger demographic" has no idea who the hell Scott Baio is. Even the terrible "Charles In Charge" has been off the air for 20 years.
Fnarf on April 20, 2010 at 2:21 PM Report this
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Shhhhh, nobody tell Scott Baio why everyone's laughing.
Baconcat on April 20, 2010 at 2:22 PM Report this
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I can't believe I'm about to correct an Arrested Development joke, but I just watched one of the Scott Baio episodes. @14 was referring to Bob Loblaw saying he skews toward a younger demographic when the Bluths hire him. Which is itself a reference to why he was brought on Happy Days. I'm a dork.
Michael In Ballard on April 20, 2010 at 2:28 PM Report this
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One thing I didn't get about the whole Jezebel thing is... why was he even originally pissed that they posted his tweet? There wasn't any commentary associated with it, Jezebel just pulls 10-20 "interesting" celebrity tweets every day into a round up (interesting is in quotes for obvious reasons).

I mean, now, it is apparently "on", as the kids say, but why get mad that they essentially re-tweeted on their blog?
Julie in Eugene on April 20, 2010 at 2:31 PM Report this
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@20, whoa! @14, I bow down.
gloomy gus on April 20, 2010 at 2:40 PM Report this
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@20, I apologize for being gullible and stupid. Burned! You are a master.
Fnarf on April 20, 2010 at 2:43 PM Report this
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If only I could roll with an entourage of blacks and lesbians. Being a racist sucks.
piojin on April 20, 2010 at 3:00 PM Report this
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http://scottbaioruinseverything.tumblr.c…
Joe Szilagyi on April 20, 2010 at 3:07 PM Report this
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Chachi is Happy Days' Scrappy Doo.
keshmeshi on April 20, 2010 at 3:17 PM Report this
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The American rags-to-riches story:

Guy gets series of lucky breaks , resulting in fame and money. Guy, who is still too young to have developed any self-awareness or sense of perspective, concludes his good fortune is earned, the result of merit rather than dumb luck. Guy adopts belief system that assures him that people get what they deserve because of a Divine Plan. Guy develops rock-solid sense of entitlement derived from this belief that he didn't just stumble across a pot of gold under a haystack in the barn, he was guided to it by the hand of the Almighty. Guy feels comfortable criticizing people who aren't as lucky as himself for being "lazy."

Guy develops bad attitude about paying taxes because he worries people who don't deserve it might get a few percentage points of a penny of his money.
Proteus on April 20, 2010 at 3:34 PM Report this
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his wife ripped into a buddy of mine on Facebook over some tweets a couple of weeks ago, she has way too much spare time on her hands
on April 20, 2010 at 3:35 PM Report this
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@27 FTW. For real. I always liked the expression "born on third base thinkin' he hit a triple", but your description of Baio is perfect....
Julie in Eugene on April 20, 2010 at 3:48 PM Report this
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Sadly we haven't heard from the most important person in this skirmish yet--- Buddy! Where is the wisdom of Willie Aames, now that we need it the most!
IronHammer on April 20, 2010 at 4:28 PM Report this
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This is not the first time Scott Baio has lost his shit on Facebook or Twitter. Apparently he takes the internet very seriously. I guess if I didn't have a job I would too.
McGee on April 20, 2010 at 4:34 PM Report this
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Scott Baio is calling people lazy? Christ, the only work he's done since Charles In Charge was some tacky reality show awhile back. A 20 odd year span between jobs does not exactly scream "Work Ethic" if you ask me.
Y.F. Redux on April 20, 2010 at 5:24 PM Report this
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what is he holding in his hand? a flashbulb? an award? a cellphone from 1987? a jar of his classy piss?
juan_martinez on April 20, 2010 at 6:29 PM Report this
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I was actually in a movie with him when I was in high school. I was an extra in an after school special they filmed at our school. Everyone was pretty excited about him being there; my best friend was convinced that he would fall in love with her when they met. Anyhoo... I found him to be kinda short for my tastes (something they can hide in a TV show, I guess). And, I just assumed he was gay since he was a little swishy.

I hope he doesn't come after me for saying that.
Sandiai on April 20, 2010 at 9:54 PM Report this
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Thank you, Scott Baio, for paying for the military budget in my place. Because, whatever would we do without it?
HellboundAlleee on April 21, 2010 at 4:29 AM Report this
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I have no idea who Scott Baio is (apparently it may or may not be an age thing?) but @29, I am encountering that "third base/triple" expression for the first time and I fucking love it to bits. Thank you for enriching my life.
Gloria on April 21, 2010 at 7:50 AM Report this
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He is a gay fish.
subwlf on April 21, 2010 at 4:26 PM Report this

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