Call Me Old Fashioned...

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i'd overlook it.

Adrian Ryan on April 22, 2010 at 12:01 PM

NSFW warning, please?

Gustafson on April 22, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Hey, at least he flosses.

this guy I know in Spokane on April 22, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Yes, please - let us know if peeking might get us fired.

bucket on April 22, 2010 at 12:02 PM

the toothpaste stains do cover the nice parts unfortunately. oh i envy you Dan. you must get some very hot photos from guys asking for "advice" lol :)

apres_moi on April 22, 2010 at 12:03 PM

Dan's just trying to get another post on the "most commented" list. He's bitter about the "Courtney Love" post from yesterday. But honestly, the "naked picture" mention should have tipped you off.

nseattlite on April 22, 2010 at 12:04 PM

Comment. Suck it Schmader!

LukeJoe on April 22, 2010 at 12:06 PM

He mentioned naked picture, said the offending pic was after the jump...I realize he could also throw a NSFW in there, but come on, people. Think.

I think he should have cleaned the mirror. Those toothpaste flecks are distracting.

Trinabeana on April 22, 2010 at 12:07 PM

@2 & @4: He did write, "naked pictures" and "the offending photo..."

DowntownTaylor on April 22, 2010 at 12:07 PM

Also the word "cockhound" might have been a tipoff... so to speak.

this guy I know in Spokane on April 22, 2010 at 12:11 PM

@2, 4: I can't tell if you're joking or not. If you're being sincere, your egregious lack of reading comprehension should be enough reason to get you fired. Fuck, I'm stuck here in unemployment purgatory, applying for the scarce job openings I can find and getting no interviews, when losers like you manage to hold on to your jobs even though you're wasting time web surfing on the clock and too stupid to figure out that "naked pictures ... offending photo ... after the jump" might be NSFW — and then you have the nerve to complain about it!

And yes, clean your mirror before you take a cock pic. I've seen much worse than this one, though.

john t on April 22, 2010 at 12:14 PM

Yeah, 2 and 4, if you can't discern that there might be a NAKED PICTURE involved when Dan writes NAKED PICTURE...OFFENDING PHOTO AFTER THE JUMP, you deserve to be fired anyway.

Also, I hate this argument. It's like "Dude you almost got me caught for cheating!! How dare you!"

You're browsing Slog at work on company time. Get over yourself.

on April 22, 2010 at 12:16 PM

You're all being too hard on this little co-ed. If it's not toothpaste it's actually way hotter!

LukeJoe on April 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM

Me no read good. Make me no cock in picture so boss don't fyre me. need job for food.

I'm 85 Years Old on April 22, 2010 at 12:18 PM

Dirty boy. Dirty, dirty boy. Bad boy dirty boy. Bad, bad boy.

Vince on April 22, 2010 at 12:22 PM

I've been towing this line since Dan first shared 'Guys with iPhones' with us. It isn't hard to take a tissue or towel and do a quick wipe down of the mirror. You may be rockin' a hot bod, but toothpaste spittle, shaving foam, and spare hairs aren't needed in your photo.

PDX_Paulie on April 22, 2010 at 12:26 PM

@2 and @4 get some fuckin reading comprehension

Jenny from the Block on April 22, 2010 at 12:32 PM

In my defense, I constantly read SLOG, and I read Dan's posts all the time, including his advice column, and I have never known him to post a photo of an exposed cock...ever. That doesn't mean he hasn't done it - it means that I guess I've been missing out, so to speak.

I'm a member on Manhunt and other cock-filled sites and I often wonder why guys can't take a moment to clean the scum off the mirror before they pose for their cruise shots. My intention was to read the rest of the story, which I assume is a hoot (but how could I know? I had to shut down the page and clean the browser.)

I'm so sorry my obviously blatant interweb use stupidity offended so many of you.

bucket on April 22, 2010 at 12:35 PM

A friendship bracelet and no pubes?? He might be a bit too young to be trolling for (??) For that matter, he still might be living at home, and mom and dad are to blame for the bathroom's condition.

Frau Blucher on April 22, 2010 at 12:35 PM

I'm not that impressed, needless to say he's a bottom.

Franklin D. Roosevelt on April 22, 2010 at 12:36 PM

If you are reading this at work, you're fired.

very bad homo on April 22, 2010 at 12:43 PM

@19, it was the no pubes that threw me off. Not to start that debate, but... it's just not my thing to see a clean shaven guy. Otherwise a decent looking cock -- don't hold it down, toothpaste boy!

Ness on April 22, 2010 at 12:46 PM

Is he pulling on it to make it look bigger? Is that a thing? I swear, gays are weirder than platypuses.

Fnarf on April 22, 2010 at 12:47 PM

@19: "For that matter, he still might be living at home, and mom and dad are to blame for the bathroom's condition."

If he was my son and living under my roof, he'd definitely be the one to clean the bathroom, so I'd still consider him "to blame."

Gloria on April 22, 2010 at 12:48 PM

I'm with 11, 12, and 17. And again, I'm someone who's taken Dan to task for not using the NSFW tag when he should. It's not necessary when he gives you these clues, people.

And yeah, please clean your mirror. It's not neat-freakishness, it's just good photography.

Matt from Denver on April 22, 2010 at 12:53 PM

Maybe he has a stay at home dad like Terry who cleans up for him, 24.

on April 22, 2010 at 12:53 PM

But the whole point of these photos is their utterly pedestrian settings. You're just another guy who's jumped on the dick-grooming bandwagon, the bathroom is the one you share with your odious sister at your parents' house, cleaning the bathroom is her chore this week so you're damned if you'll wipe the mirror clean just for an internet picture, you have to hurry because the rest of the family's set to return any minute from picking up dinner at KFC.

gloomy gus on April 22, 2010 at 1:09 PM

@27: You are awesome.

Gloria on April 22, 2010 at 1:11 PM

This reminds me of that innernetz pic that the hot young chick took of herself in the bathroom, toilet bowl in the background with a big ol' floater quite, quite visible.......

:x

merry on April 22, 2010 at 1:17 PM

@27, and he left shaved pubes all over the tub and the floor for her to clean up, didn't he?

Fnarf on April 22, 2010 at 1:21 PM

this is one of my frustrations w/ guyswithiphones.com if you're going to grace the webs w/ your face AND cock pic, can't you at least wipe off the mirror? WHERE ARE OUR STANDARDS!??!

brokn2pieces on April 22, 2010 at 1:21 PM

hawt

on April 22, 2010 at 1:28 PM

@30, well, she did last week when he had the chore, no? Tit for tat.

gloomy gus on April 22, 2010 at 1:30 PM

Thank you, Dan! This is one of my hugest pet peeves--filthy mirrors in "self portrait" cell phone pics.

Houston Collins on April 22, 2010 at 1:44 PM

@18 - Mind posting a copy of your "mirrored cruise shot," so we can see your clean mirror? :)~

Frau Blucher on April 22, 2010 at 1:47 PM

Think that might be freshly spooged spooge!

You Look Like I Need A Drink! on April 22, 2010 at 1:50 PM

What happened to that poor boy's pubic hair? I mean, he's not 12. He has a 'treasure trail', which bizarrely ends half way to his cock.

Call me old fashioned, but I do not get this strange obsession with shaved crotch.

Reverse Polarity on April 22, 2010 at 2:27 PM

@23 Oh Fnarf! Tell me you haven't pulled on it to make it look bigger.

Vince on April 22, 2010 at 2:54 PM

I have forwarded this picture to my homeworld as further evidence of the complete dimwitted uselessness of homo sapiens. Keep it up you semi-hirsute anthropoids and when your ridiculousness hits critical mass we will happily turn each and every one of you genital obsessed knuckle draggers into small piles of radioactive dust. Believe me, the other Terran species long for the day you're gone!

WATCH THE SKIES!

FreudianShrimp on April 22, 2010 at 2:59 PM

@39, oh my god, it works! I never knew.

Fnarf on April 22, 2010 at 3:12 PM

There might be some people, like myself, who click on Dan's posts from his "Articles by Dan Savage" page. We don't really have any idea what a post contains until we see the full thing.

This is a dangerous thing to do, especially in full view of one's mother. There's no telling what might come up; however, it's so sporadic that one's guard goes down after a while . . .

Misha Vargas on April 22, 2010 at 3:25 PM

It's better than McCain's photo.

jasonzenobia on April 22, 2010 at 3:42 PM

Hmm...dude if you want me to look at your penis. CLEAN the mirror so I can see it. Or at least stand in front of the clean area. Hope his Mom doesn't read the slog.

roadtripboy on April 22, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Could be worse. Was at a friend's house once and saw that friend's boyfriend had been having fun in front of the full-length mirror in the bathroom. I know what a spooge stain on a mirror looks like, having planted a few myself*. (If you're a dude who lived in a college dorm, remember what the communal bathroom stall walls looked like? Practically whitewashed.)

I pointed this out to my friend, who hadn't realized what the stain was. This was shortly before a LOT of people were to arrive for a party at his house, which just had the one bathroom. He quickly scrubbed the mirror down, but was not pleased. I imagine that words were said once all the guests went home.

* Yes of course I clean off the mirror when I'm done! I'm not a barbarian.

Steve T. on April 22, 2010 at 11:49 PM

shaved pub.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

chaya760 on April 23, 2010 at 1:31 AM

Ewww, shaved. Don't like.

elmsyrup on April 26, 2010 at 3:06 PM

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