That was a truly jarring series of libido swings from peaks (hello John Ritter, the hot years!) to deep, deep valleys (Rosie at her most annoying). I am left speechless, turned on, disgusted, and embarrassed.

John Ritter was finding out that he'd been cuckolded in that scene, wasn't he? I've never seen whatever movie that was (or whatever Rosie O'Donnell reality show those clips were from).